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    I don't see how anyone could mistake my post topics if I simply hashtag every word. I'll need to ruminate on that one for a while.

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    Wait... what?

    A while.

    You mean, awhile?

    No, a while.

    Why are you saying it so funnily?

    Yes, that's it, I'M the funny one here. Is that really a word?

    I think it is in the UK.

    This is the internet, stop being racist.

    What the heck is the name of this forum, and how the hell did you say I got here, again?

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    On both counts, I didn't say.

    Ah yes, of course not. It must be all those waiting room magazines I've been reading. You gotta watch yourself with some of those.

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    Tell me about it. How do you think my third wife and I met?

    Waiting room?

    Yup. And we ain't looked back since.

    I milked a wild maple tree once.

    Hey, stop trying to one-up me, I'm a senile... I mean senior member here. I can't even remember the name of this place, I been here so long. It's very hard to pronounce, I remember that.

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    A rubber tree, you say? Well I suppose it could've been. Seems I remember a myriad of unusual winged creatures buzzing about the head and shoulders, so you may be right.

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    I knew that syrup didn't taste right. And so went all our plans for a tree farming future together. I think it's all coming back now.

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    Blue hair, black eyes, shoulder length dress, slightly clubbed foot... Mildew, is that you?

    It's Mildred, pinhead, and no, that is not me, now please lay off the cornbread and Tabasco sauce.

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    I somehow knew you'd come back. I could tell something was wrong when you didn't come back from tipping the parking meter for six years. That's a lot of tips.

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    Don't feel too bad, honey. I finished your tossed salad then quickly slipped out, so it wasn't so bad. They have pretty good steak there. Your cat died. Not sure what happened there. We can get another one.

    Do I know you?

    Must we go on pretending?

    um, yes?

    But why?

    Not too sure. I think it has something to do with pomegranates though, and possibly an old can opener.

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    Very well then, go ahead and play your demented games of sundry dry goods and animal husbandry, see if I care.

    I thought you said you didn't know me.

    I may have lied.

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