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    Ok I'm starting to see some pretty crazy people on television at this time. Luckily it's almost bedtime.

    Just kidding. Truth is, it's quite past my bedtime. I'm still in my alcoholic funk.

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    It's probably a good thing I'm retired.

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    Ok everyone repeat after me...

    I, I, Atom, Atom, do solemnly swear, do solemnly swear, to uphold, to uphold, stuff, stuff. I now pronounce you man and man. You may kiss the bride. Excuse me lady, you got a mirror I can borrow?

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    Almost bedtime ain't it, Atom?

    Yeah I suppose. Good night.

    Good night and glad tidings to all.

    Thanks.

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    Daddy where do frogs come from?

    Honey? You still got that fly swatter?

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    Hell to the fuck to the no I ain't kiddin'. Now hand me that broom, I'll quiet them kids down.

    Ok but go easy on them, Fred.

    Don't worry hun. I'll have them whipped into shape in no time and be back in time for breakfast.

    You want your eggs fried?

    Um, yeah I think that's the general idea, hon.

    You want any jelly with that?

    Oh, you got toast too?

    No.

    Yeah throw some jelly in there then, what the hell.

    Ok honey.

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    That Mirror TV commercial has got the best music ever. I kid you not. The very best.

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    They are on top in that respect.

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    + YouTube Video
    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

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    I just took my last drink of the last bit of the last Tennessee Tea left in the last can. Swimmin' pools, movie stars ...

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    Perhaps someone else will post soon.

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    Yes I meant Twisted Tea, but I'm sure anyone with a mind about themselves would have known that. Texas Tea...

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    Well the next thing ya know and so forth. Good stuff. Jed's a millionaire, kin folk said Jed move away from there etc. I think you know the drill. No but seriously, as far as great music goes, I think The Beverly Hillbillies theme song is right up there with roast turkey and scotch tape. Just kidding, that is some really great banjoin' right there. Really excellent. The other stuff ain't too bad neither.

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    Find out if you qualify in less than two minutes. Obviously they don't know me. I like to stretch those things out to 20 minutes or a half hour at least.

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    I'll not be just another consumer of store bought products, I'll not I tell ya. Now you kids get out there and gather some grazin' grass and chewin' twigs whilst I scare up some small game fer supper.
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    But dad we're gettin' kinda sick of roast chipmunk. Well yer mother can go out to the barn and try catchin' that mangy owl then, maybe she'll have better luck.

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    I wonder if ebay lets ya sell yer sperm.

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    I reckon mine oughta be worth a pretty penny.

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    I like lobster, but I do often wonder if death by boiling isn't a bit harsh compared to the traditional ways.

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    I just for the heck of it read the first page of this thread and I gotta tell ya I'm a bit taken aback.

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