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    I didn't dare read any further.

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    French fries, can too much be said about them? I doubt it, them French are pretty clever.

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    I wonder if anyone has ever tried boiling a live lobster in oil. What kind of oil? Well I think that's a whole other thread.

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    If Ed don't post pretty soon I'll begin to suspect some sort of personal tragedy has befelled the man.

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    That's right I said befelled. I think it's the Irish in me.

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    Please don't make me drink anymore Liquid Plumber, mommy, please.

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    What the.....

    what the hell kind of a forum IS this ANYWAY?

    Sorry, got a little off track there. Do you enjoy indoor plumbing?

    Why yes, yes I do. The wife and I are pretty well off.

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    We were never much for that outdoor plumbing.

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    Boy you plumb crazy.

    I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with you at this juncture. Welcome to the forum. May I have your sex and hat size?

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    I don't want people to think I'm unhappy with life, it's just that there ain't nothin' else to compare it to.

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    Dude shouldn't you be eating more Corn Flakes or something?

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    Perhaps, but we don't take kindly to that kind of talk around here.

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    Now please state your name, gender, and national affiliation.

    Just kidding, man. Don't get fucking stupid now.

    Ok I'll settle for eye color and complexion.

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    Azure and acetate.

    Ok. Belt size?

    I don't know, thirty something I think.

    Dude I hope you don't buy your own clothes.

    I do. I also got the DIY haircut thing going on. I'm sure it'll catch on soon.

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    Well perhaps you could use more aphids in your life.

    Yeah, I was thinking the same thing just the other day.

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    Yes well, post whatever the hell you want is what I always say, and fuck 'em if they don't like it.

    Hey, we've children under the age of 6 on this forum, so be careful.

    Oh, right, sorry, I think it's the malt liquor.

    Dude you are drinking Twisted Teas, remember?

    Ah yes, so it is. How do I cancel that last transaction? Do I need to use the Shift or Ctrl keys?

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    No but life has been pretty awesome so far, I don't care what the hell the neighbors say.

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    Ok, everybody out. Men, women and children first.

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    Ok now pets and livestock, please hurry.

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    If I can't get a least a thousand USD per milliliter for my sperm on ebay then I give up.

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