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    How the fuck you're ever gonna get any funnier than this I don't know. Perhaps Ed can show us after he gets off the lam.

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    Hey, remember what's his name? He was like the first poster. He actually got banned, which was not easy to get. Hell some forums ban you just for sticking your dick in the wrong hole.

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    Ok if that don't draw the man in I don't know what will.

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    I'm leaning toward some sort of personal crisis but who the hell knows, it could be a non-personal crisis too. All kinds of stuff affect people. Hell the damned parakeet could've died, or the polar caps could've disappeared and the rest of us just ain't heard about it yet.

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    What the Helen Keller is going on up in here? Can we please talk about regular stuff? This Atom guy ain't just off the wall, he's off the floor and ceiling as well.

    We got one wall left.

    Alright walls plural then. Please get some semblance of a life.

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    Where is my talent? I don't know, possibly somewhere up my ass but I ain't going up there. I'm not really into gastroeconomical stuff.

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    I don't know why people don't post except for me and Ed. You don't suppose they're trying to tell us something do you?

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    LOL

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    Hell you know me, I just don't give a shit, I'm gonna have me some fun before I die. My every word will be immortalized on the internet.

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    You ain't gonna get much better than this, folks.

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    I'm up past my bedtime, which has been 8pm for the last year or more, as I am drunk.

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    That's one nice part of being retired. You pretty much can go to bed when you want, unless you've got somewhere to be the next day or some shit.

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    I suppose that sounds a bit negative, but I can assure you it's purely vernacular.

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    Whatta we got here, Bing Crosby? Dude you do realize this is the year 2020 right?

    I swallowed a live crawdad once.

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    Um... that's very courageous, did it hurt much?

    Nah, I reckon the muriatic acid got to 'em pretty quick.

    Boy you sure do lead an exciting life.

    Thanks, I comb my hair a lot.

    Well I know several people that would love to have shoes that color.

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    You wanna play records?

    Yes let's do that as we are adolescents from the sixties.

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    We played our share in the seventies too you know, mostly LP's.

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    King Crimson, Uriah Heep, the whole lot.

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    Boy, if they only had Star Belly Dream Lite when I was young I probably would never even have tried acid.

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    Ok that's it. Can we get some normal people in here please?

    I urinated on a high voltage line once.

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