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    Thanks Giving day USA. Sweet. Apparently today is a day to give thanks to a fictional character called God. Nice. Do we really need to continue this tradition of making stuff up? That's just fucking ridiculous.

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    God sucks. It's just made up shit. People that believe in "God" are an embarrassment to humanity.

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    God, the ultimate wild card. Brilliant.

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    I'm afraid people are still dumber than shit in aggregate.

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    A human is not some magical being that somehow lives on after death. No animal lives on after death. As hard as it seems for many of you to comprehend, death is actually the end of life, period. No fairy tales necessary.

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    If I had a son, I think I'd name him Parsley.

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    Could death really be that simple?

    Yes. No rocket science required.

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    Might we discuss things?

    I dunno, dude. I'm not really that fond of things. They're just so thingy.

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    I know stuff.

    Well perhaps you'd like to discuss stuff then.

    Perhaps.

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    Everyone is insane. What the hell kind of world have I been deposited into?

    Ok, you were born. Then you grow up to realize that everyone is insane. What do you do then?

    Try to get by as best you can. It'll be over soon.

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    I suppose you're right.

    Just get through the fucking thing in one piece. That's all I'm trying to do.

    Yes well keep up the good work then.

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    Is anyone here familiar with insect astrology? Just checking.

    Um... I don't think so, dude. In fact I don't think there's even anyone else here.

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    If you are still alive, please post and let the rest of us know.

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    Gov'ment took my babies!

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    I see. Thanks for posting. Do you like opera?

    You got a spare shoelace?

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    27" in white ok?

    That'll be fine, I'll PM you my address.

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    Ed, there are currently 185 users online, does that mean nothing to you?

    Um.... everyone is a user?

    That is the correct answer.

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    I'm way smarter than you thought.

    I wouldn't go quite that far.

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    I've been having a lot of trouble finding a funeral home that will agree to playing elevator music at my wake and funeral, so I've decided on cremation.

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    Dude you can adopt a whale for only $19.95 a month.

    Thanks for reminding me.

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