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    But seriously, folks. There is a lot of space out there. That's where every planet's garbage should go.

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    And certainly not into the ocean or the ground. A planet's crap belongs in outer space.

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    Crap? I thought we were talking about garbage.

    Poor choice of words.

    Have you even ever had a library card?

    Ever is a long time, my friend.

    Yes but in this case it means since the start of your life.

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    No. Hell I'm lucky if I can even spell library.

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    Dude most people don't read books anymore.

    Yeah they are pretty lame. Thank goodness for the internet.

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    Welcome to life. Oh and BTW, you must die. Have a nice day.

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    Excuse me ... is this the line for unwed pregnant mothers to be?

    No, mam, this is the line for auto license registrations.

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    There's no such thing as auto license registrations.

    Oh. Ok. I may be in the wrong line then. Thanks. You want my place? I gotta pick up a jar of mayo and get home before five.

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    I just heard a good one on The Big Valley ... "yer jumpier than a frog with the hiccups".

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    I don't know what the hell has been going on here but I guess shit just happens.

    I agree.

    Thanks for posting.

    Yer welcome.

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    I've decided to have my brain surgically removed in the interest of medicine.

    That is rad, dude.

    Thanks.

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    Soon I'll be posting without a brain.

    Awesome, dude.

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    Are you sure you ain't already had the operation and just don't remember it?

    No.

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    I may be a mindless idiot and not even know it.

    That's what I'm talking about, dude.

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    It's not death that scares me, it's life.

    Perfectly understandable, dude.

    And stop calling me dude.

    Bro?

    I suppose that'll due for a while.

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    Mate?

    No. Too much like plagiarism.

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    Man?

    Man is cool.

    Girl?

    Yeah they're cool too.

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    Honey? It's me. Can you come down to the police station with a hundred bucks ASAP?

    I've got a nail appointment in a half hour.

    Ok, N/M. What's for supper?

    Nothing.

    Ok, honey, talk to you later.

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    This life is pretty gosh darn close to unbelievable. I mean it's like ... I'm where and I got here how??? You're kidding, right? But no, they ain't kidding.

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    I just want to know what kind of a nut is responsible for all this shit. That is all.

    Great. Another one that does not understand evolution.

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