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    Do you like flowers?

    They're ok I guess.

    Is that a yes?

    Yes, but I wouldn't want to sleep with them.

    Why not?

    Um ... because they decay too fast.

    Good answer.

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    Do you like baseball?

    No. I like neither the bases nor the balls.

    Mincemeat?

    No. I think it might be the suet.

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    I'm not sure what to make of the whole business. It's like ... a dream that I do not seem to be awakening from.

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    Yes, let us all sit 'round the campfire and have some fun. Hopefully you'll not be downwind of the smoke.

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    Honey? Come quick. I got some crazy guy posting on the internet.

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    Winds are variable. Everyone gets a dose of smoke.

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    Sittin' 'round the campfire, havin' fun.

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    Rock Lobster.

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    I know I know, it's Twistin' 'round the fire.

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    Everybody do the twist. I was there. It just felt right, for about twenty seconds or so.

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    Oh sure, let's not forget the or so. Would you mind establishing some parameters for or so?

    I'd rather not.

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    Perhaps you were given fiberglass insulation to eat as a child, instead of cotton candy.

    I suppose that's a possibility. Do you like bean sprouts?

    Yeah man. They've never done anything to me.

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    I personally have found them to be a little offensive at times.

    Wow, ok. Um ...

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    Life is not a religious experience. It is simply the natural course of events. No fairy tales required.

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    I don't know where the fuck this DNA shit came from. Aliens I suspect.

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    They probably all look like Gumby.

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    Don't you think you're being a little hardon yourself?

    Excuse me?

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    I'll not be fuddled. Nor will I be befuddled. Apparently there's a difference.

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    I think I may be having a somewhere between three quarters and seven eights life crisis.

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    What's for supper, honey?

    Hamstrings.

    Far out.

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