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    Belief is not even a consideration in logic.

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    Don't anyone ever make the mistake of "Godding" me, or I will hand you your ass on a platter. I really hate to be this harsh but people really need to snap out of that God shit.

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    It's like cannabis prohibition, just plain stupid.

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    I'm watching Alfred Hitchcock and a nurse just stuck a thermometer in his mouth, then the station went to a commercial. When they came back it showed him chewing the glass thermometer replete with sound effects which I found to be very humorous indeed. I wonder if you can imagine such a thing. The nurse shoves a thermometer in his mouth and the station goes to a commercial. The show then comes back and the man is chewing the thermometer with sound effects that are right on, as if someone was actually chewing glass I kid you not. Pretty good stuff.
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    Mannix is on now. Can you imagine? Me sitting here watching Mannix? The show kinda sucks but the girls are nice.

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    Please do not make me reiterate myself, lest I forgot what I was going to say. Well whatever it was I'm sure it was very apropos.

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    It's 1:21 in the AM and I've decided to quit drinking because my beers keep disappearing and I'm quite frankly getting a little tired of it.

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    I keep opening cans of beer but I cannot confirm what has actually happened to them. I'm pretty sure I drank them but I cannot, I repeat cannot be one hundred i.e. 100 percent i.e. % sure.

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    I know I'm really old and drunk but I am havin' a good time.

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    It's a new day and I been drinkin' beer and blastin' tunes. I remember waking up in the chair about 4am then going to bed. They got some wild, wild life.

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    Look, I was born and raised on this dirt right here, (cue man eating dirt video) and I ain't gonna take yes for an answer. Sorry, I been watching a lot of American westerns on TV lately.

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    I jumped a deer the other day just going to the bathroom to take a shit. If that happens any more I'm afraid the animals will need to be killed and eaten.

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    The whole damned world seems to be all about money now and I forgot how I was going to finish the rest of the post because I had to take a piss.

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    That beer, now that's an adult beverage right there.

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    Late at night and my pores are spewing.

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    Or the earth is just warming. Satan or global warming? It's so hard to choose a good theory.
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