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    I miss Muddy.

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    Strongy too. Last I knew he was posting crazy. I think fatherhood may have gotten to him.

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    I'm quite drunk at the moment, please stay tuned.

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    Look, I've heard tell of your types of types and I must say that I am simply horrified at even the suggestion of such a condition.

    Hi, mom.

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    Oblivion might not be so bad - it's probably better than Hell.
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    Perhaps if you live a kind, charitable and thoughtful life God will give you oblivion.
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    Oblivion may be a kind of heaven. No one around to call you names, shove you in the gut, turn you down for a date or tempt you with their sensuous bumpies.

    Might not be too bad. Hm.
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    The other day at work somehow the topic of death came up. I simply said "I think it will be a lot like before I was born." A look of estranged horror appeared on a man's face standing next to me. It was one of those looks of "oh crap, that's probably true and I've never thought about it that way." I don't remember where I heard that line, but I'm wondering if that sums it all up. Who knows?
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    I thought the forum could use some morbidity. That will get new members flocking in.
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    Story from life.

    At work again - it is where I spend most of my time, after all - I told a story to a few "safe" co-workers about a time in High School when I overheard a guy say, with true consternation in his voice, "you know, I just can't see a girl taking a shit." This episode has stuck with me and I try to always bring it up when the subject of the differences betweern men and women arises in conversation. It turns out that it's so extreme that some men can't even conceive of women having digestive tracts. I often wonder how this guy made it through life and if he still wonders what goes on in all of those women's bathrooms.

    Following up on that, a man that I work with now told me of a time when he was waiting to get into a multisex restroom in a restaurant. When the door finally opened, a stunningly gorgeous woman stepped out. She walked by him and he watched her turn the corner out of sight. Then he walked into the bathroom and was met with an absolutely horrible stench. This putrid miasma had apparently come out of that beautiful woman. He told me "I admit that I experienced some cognitive dissonance in that moment." So apparently he identified, at least a little, with that guy I overheard in High School. We don't often put the smell of fresh feces and beautiful women together, but the two likely go together far more than we could ever imagine.

    I remember a time my ex-wife farted while wearing nylons. It was agonizingly fetid. She was mortified and gave me a look of "if you say ANYTHING I WILL KILL YOU!" I wisely kept my mouth shut.

    I wish my neurons were doing more productive things than remembering that pointless and flatulent memory of my first marriage. There just can't be any free will. That little episode just proved it.
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    Cigarettes are terrible. I think it's the paper.

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    Look, I don't need no brain to think.

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    Sorry, I been watching old westerns on TV.

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    Listen, I'm an elderly citizen and I know stuff, now everybody get them clothes off.

    Everything is apparently about sex so yeah, get 'em off.

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    I wonder where what's her name is, I ain't seen her in a while.

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    I've drunk quite a little liquor at this time in point.

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    Whatever happened to phrases like slicker than a whistle? What is this world coming to? They ain't much slicker than a whistle.

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    Well hell then, whatever curles your toes.

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    Sorry, I've been drinking adult beverages all day.

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    If I get any drunker, I ain't sure what the fuck I'm about to say.

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