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    I do have to admit that their theme songs are pretty catchy though. Leave It To Beaver is on now. Boy, I think I'd really like to do that June Cleaver.

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    June Cleaver is dead. We got internet porn now.

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    Hi, welcome to the forum. May I have your name and address please?

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    What did you get for Christmas?

    Oh, mostly clothes and sweaters and stuff.

    I got a can of shaving cream.

    Cool, dude.

    Yeah, I thought it was a pretty nice gesture but I don't use the stuff and never have, I dry shave. I suppose I'm a bit weird.

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    Hey I got a great idea, we can post on the internet and pretend we know one another, wanna?

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    They tried to give me this "high blood pressure" shit and I'm like, excuse me? Do you have any idea to whom you're talking here?

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    Boy, I sure am cravin' me some of that holiday gravy right now. And might I say that I am looking very forward to the clove punch.

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    Ok, I'll admit I got a little Christmas stuff going on right now but I know it'll pass.

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    BTW, is Christ real?" Pretty goddamn good question eh. I don't mean what you believe he was, I mean what he actually was. Yes, I believe the man may have existed but so what. People do have this funny thing of existing. Don't believe the hype and I'm sure you'll be fine.

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    Look, I'm a government benefishery, OK? Don't fuck with me, man.

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    High, welcome to the forum. May I have your name and social security number?

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    I got lots of shit going on in my mind right now, lots of shit ok?

    Boy this sure is an interesting life, especially if you drink and/or smoke pot.

    Yes let's demonize pot by linking it to drinking.

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    I got rough dry skin. Can anyone recommend a suitable product?

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    These TV commercials kill me. I wonder what I'd do if they weren't there.

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    Man, I had some really good shit to say but I forgot what it was because I was taking a piss.

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    Must we always introduce a sexual component? I mean seriously, must we always do that?

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    Boy, I sure do wish we had a bunch of insurance commercials on TV every ten fucking minutes.

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    Yes we know your business makes a lot of money and that you can afford all this TV time but dude, I think you're overdoing it a bit, don't you think?

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    I guess us boring people just need some really exciting shit to watch on TV.

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