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    Yes well I'd say that you're thinking in the right direction.

    Thank you, Jesus.

    I beg your pardon?

    Nevermind, you wouldn't understand.

    Oh yeah? Try me.

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    Listen I think everything is pretty well out of hand now and there's not much more that mere mortals can do.

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    I may be inclined to agree with you there.

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    Ok well lemme know how it turns out.

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    I'm gonna be 67 in a few months, I reckon I'll be dead soon enough, may as well post some more stuff before it's too late I reckon.

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    Some UFO guy said he died when he was 17 and knows that there is no death now, and I'm like.... umm... ok dude, perhaps you could back off a bit on whatever the hell you're taking. Thanks.

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    Ok let's assume that there is a presence that remains outside the dead body. Wouldn't that be a bit too freaky? I mean seriously. That's just stupid. And the kids will have nightmares. I think we need to just cut the crap, and that's basically what science does. I believe it's our only hope.

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    If it wasn't for science, we'd still be cooking our food over a campfire.

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    I mean I like campfires just as much as the next guy but let's get real here.

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    I hope I've kept everyone sufficiently amused, I'm not usually up this late.

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    Yeah but what about the Freemasons?

    Ok you're starting to give me a headache now. And shouldn't you have capitalized Masons?

    Dude I don't know how I even got here and you are asking me questions like that? I sometimes wonder if a rowboat was involved.

    Ok I know you're over the edge for sure now. I'm sorry but I'll need to vote with the opposition, whomever they be.

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    Dude do you even know what you're talking about?

    I like to think so most of the time.

    Well that's good enough for me, please continue.

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    They got a lot of alien docs on Tubi and I imagine all the others, Pluto and Crackle and such. I reckon there must be something to it.

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    Yes aliens exist, bigfoot exists, Jesus exists, everything exists. No wonder we're all fuckin crazy.

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    I mean... I've had my share of bad hair days but this is just ridiculous.

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    It's like, you go on the internet to find out who won the 2020 US presidential election and it's been like weeks and still no one seems to know, and I'm like, what the hell ever happened to Ward and June Cleaver?

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    Of course, they would have nothing to do with that but that's not how you sell papers in this business.

    Ok what business are we talking here now?

    Um.... I think I know what a porthole is thank you very much. Honey? Couldn't you find some better friends?

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    Look, I don't know who you people are and I realize that this is the internet, so let me first make that perfectly clear. Secondly, there's a lot of words, I'm not sure knowing most of them would necessarily help in my particular case. When you type something, you also have to know what not to type, and that of course is probably why you are three quarters already in the bin. If you don't know what not to type, that means you'll be typing shit all over the damn place. Ok Homer, send in the despondent clowns.

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    Look, I don't know how many cigarettes I have to smoke to convince you people that I do not have cancer.

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    What do you got left like a couple of decades at most?

    Yeah something like that I figure. I ain't gettin' in no hurry.

    Yeah I heard that. Squeeze out every fuckin drop I say.

    Bless you my child.

    Give 'em the holy hell I say.

    Yeah I heard that. You don't wanna be going out like some firework that didn't go off.

    Yeah I hate it when that happens.

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