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**Atom** · 12-10-2019, 08:02 PM

Sure, I've got a fish hook stuck in the back of my head, haven't you people got anything better to do?

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 08:56 AM

The last bag of dill pickle flavored chips I ate messed up my mouth so bad that I am reluctant to eat any more any time soon. The only way I can think of to describe the effect is sun dried.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 09:04 AM

I just heard a curious part of a line on Perry Mason; up to the eyebrows. He said that one of his clients was "threatened up to the eyebrows". Very curious indeed.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 09:07 AM

I think we could probably use a good wallpaper rant in this forum.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 09:16 AM

Gay? Are you kidding? This is America, we accept all makes and models. Don't worry about it.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 09:28 AM

I've been considering final expense life insurance, but how will I know my loved ones will actually be paid?

Good question, Atom. You won't. You'll be dead, remember?

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 09:35 AM

Er... um... that's right. Nevermind then.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 09:49 AM

I been finishing up that jug, I only got like one shot left. I'll leave it there in case I need it.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 10:12 AM

I've still got a lot of stuff left to do in my life. Shoe tieing, bacon rendering, meat beating, you know, the usual stuff. I just wish I had more time.

Why do you suppose there is no such word as tieing in the English language? The boy is tieing his shoes. What could possibly be wrong with that? This English sure is a funny language.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 10:19 AM

I just witnessed a TV commercial that said; don't take Nuplazid if you are allergic to it and I'm like... ok, I'll try not to but I sure do enjoy those allergic reactions.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 10:29 AM

Good thing you said something.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 10:33 AM

Otherwise I would've continued to take Nuplazid even though I was allergic to it.

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 10:58 AM

I'm starting to wonder if people are actually out of their minds. It's like... don't eat peanut butter if you are allergic to it. Does a person allergic to peanut butter really need to be told not to eat it?

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 11:33 AM

Don't take Nuplazid if you are allergic to it, those are their exact words and I'm like... excuse me? Are you sure you're on the right planet?

**Atom** · 14-10-2019, 11:36 AM

Where the hell did you people come from?

**ewomack** · 16-10-2019, 07:25 PM

I wonder if some internet archaeologist will find this in 2000 years and think about just how great the early internet truly was.

That archaeologist would probably have to be a robot or some kind of AI robo-diplodoi-ratticus like thingy.

So it probably won't identify with the poop jokes. Unless someone starts making robots so lifelike that they poop.

PROGRESS!!!!!

**ewomack** · 16-10-2019, 07:31 PM

I don't remember the exact circumstances, but at my last job someone started talking about death. After some people went back and forth, I added this to the conversation: "I think it will be just like before I was born." When I said this, a younger guy gave me a look that I'll never forget. His expression said "oh my god, I've never thought of that and that sounds so plausible it just messed with my mind and my emotional balance." I probably ruined the poor guy's day. I didn't want to. Some ideas are toxic. Sorry, dude.