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    A newcomer might think that I'm just kidding but a veteran would know that I'm not. Smoke more weed. That may be the answer.

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    Dude I think my brain is THC deficient.

    Finally, someone that knows what I'm talking about.

    Hello and welcome to the forum. What is your address? Please do not use uppercase letters.

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    Hello?


    You still there?

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    Dude you scared another one away.

    Well exfuckingcuse me for living.

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    Straighten up and fly right, son.

    Grandpa, is that you?

    Yes my child. Please ignore the pinball machines. Listen close ... the password is igg.

    Lowercase i?

    Yes, that's what we regard as being lowercase now do you have your instructions?

    Yes.

    Ok. See you at low tide.

    Right on, dude.

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    Somebody from the eighteen hundreds would think we're crazy today.

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    We must be going in the right direction.

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    If I was born a hundred years earlier I'd be dead due to a burst appendix.

    So you decided to become a doctor?

    No.

    Ok. Sorry.

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    My great grandmother picked fruit till she got blisters.

    Dude people don't get blisters from picking fruit I'm pretty sure.

    Depends on the fruit.

    Ok I'll give you that.

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    Sir, I do not require to be given anything, and that includes naked dancing girls.

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    Are you gay?

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    No. Get used to it.

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    The damned internet is crazy ain't it?

    Yeah. A real riot.

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    I've got thirty six cookies to bake, three loads of laundry to wash, twelve medium size trout to clean and you want me to do what?

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    Jesus loves you.

    Yeah that's what they ALL say.

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    What brand of laundry detergent do you use?

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    I've got organs to grind.

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    Um... hello?

    Organ grinder?

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    Do these kids these days not know what an organ grinder was? Shame on them. Organs were made to be ground.

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    Oh by all means, go ahead and do the important stuff. We'll be here when you're done.

    What are you some kind of nut?

    I'm not sure. I'm thinking not.

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