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    That sounds reasonable. Do you like mexomethalitall?

    I don't know, dude. What color is it?

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    It's kind of an eggshell white.

    Hmm. Ok, thanks.

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    I'll go a dollar seventy five.

    Do I hear two dollars?

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    Two seventy five.

    Now three.

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    Can you please take your hand off my breast, sir?

    Oops, sorry. It must be my tardive dyskinesia acting up.

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    Oh you poor thing. Here, try the other one.

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    We are merely a bunch of lifeforms bound by the laws of physics. That is all.

    Do you like tennis balls?

    They're ok I guess.

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    I like the green ones.

    I like the purple ones.

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    Open up your wallet and let the sun shine in.

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    I'm ridin' below the hype, brother.

    Bless you, my child.

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    You ever had canned goat?

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    Not lately.

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    Having a good time?

    Is the party over yet?

    No. And please stop gritting your teeth. Here... have another drink.

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    What the hell is that?

    I caught me a mess of catfish.

    Well get them the hell out of here.

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    What ever happened to the filling station attendant?

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    There's only one word for you. Abcd.

    How do you pronounce that?

    Eh, bee, see, dee.

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    I'm afraid the commas are incorrect.

    Do not be afraid, my son, it is the will of Landru.

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    There are currently 217 users online, BTW.

    Oh really? What are they using?

    I don't know. Methamphetamine perhaps.

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    I reckon they're so hyped up they can't even post.

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    Please tell me you don't mean it.

    You don't mean it.

    Ok, thanks. Are there any furmales in the house?

    Um ... dude I don't think that's the way females is spelled.

    Whatever. I flunked second grade you know.

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