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    Keeping fish is even worse than keeping birds.

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    You do not keep birds. That's just plain stupid. They belong outdoors. Just like dogs.

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    Dogs belong outdoors.

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    I don't really think that's too hard to understand.

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    Pissed? Yeah I'm a little pissed. I slept in the fucking chair last night.

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    Crazy? Yeah I'm a little crazy right now, but you just wait till I get hold of the medical pieces of professional shit that forgot my I bu fucking profen. All I'm saying is somebody is gonna get their ass reamed like it ain't never been reamed before is all I'm saying.
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    I can't imagine Facebook is as good as this, can you, Ed?

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    Fucking shit pisses me off. I perhaps should not think so much.

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    Listen I got children, I ain't just got dogs.

    Just kidding, I ain't got neither. It's the other people that have those problems. I love animals but I'm not that stupid.

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    Oh boy I sure do love you, honey, let's have some children.

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    Yes, I know all about it, but who cares as long as we all understand that the world will probably end soon?

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    Yes we got some Leave It To Beaver shit going on here, but it sure is fun,

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    Listen, I got relatives and stuff, I'm sure y'all wouldn't mind me mentioning them and stuff,

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    I had a wonderful birthday anniversary. Ful means there weren't anymore room for anymore wonder. I was pretty well peaked.

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    I was reduced to making noises instead of words there for a spell.

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    I have physical evidence that I cooked and ate some pasta yesterday but have no recollection of doing so. That's how good a time I'm pretty sure I had yesterday.

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    I don't reckon a good dose of sulfur and molasses would hurt me right now.

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    Some woman on Wagon Train was really mad about something and said I wish I had a dog so I could slap it, and I'm like... excuse me? Animals have feelings too. But I guess that's just the way people reckoned back in the late eighteen hundreds.

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    Listen, I got kids, I got a job, I got a life, ok? Just kidding, I don't have any of that except for maybe the life part. I can't prove it but I'm pretty darn sure I'm alive.

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    Sure I been attacked by a few wildcats in my day, that ain't no thang. It's when you end up in one of them quick draws that tends to bother ya.

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