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    I just realized something. I don't have to struggle with my positioning or be concerned that the lighting is too low to explain why I ca't tell what time it is. I think it's because I'm drunk.

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    When you reach a certain point in drunkenness then stuff just starts to get blurry.

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    I suppose it's normal for people to be always changing the way they smell with deodorants and such.

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    I wonder what them people in the old west used. Probably some kind of crushed leaves or something.

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    Some girl on The Big Valley just said maybe you ain't thinkin' clear on account of your sick. That was priceless.

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    If it's all been said and done, why do we even bother? Anyone with a brain knows that's impossible.

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    And what would you like to be when you grow up? I'd like to be a shoe model.

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    Um... did you just say what I thought you just said? I'm afraid so. Well then welcome to the forum.

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    The others? I don't know where the hell they are, they probably got health problems and stuff.

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    Listen, I've got enzymes, ok? Don't mess with me.

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    Doctor, what can I do about my painful sciatica? Um... get off your ass and do something? Thanks, doc, how much do I owe ya?

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    Svengoolie is out of this world, you gotta watch that. They just had a caveman wrestling a dinosaur in Valley Of The Dragons from 1961.

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    Is Thanksgiving over?
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    Yes. There will be no further giving of any thanks till next November.

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    Did you mean 'this' November?

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    I don't know, I think so. Anyway it'll be 2020, so ..... yeah ....

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    Crest has just declared themselves the official toothpaste of Santa on a TV commercial. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

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    I like to be at the forefront of breaking news if possible.

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    What do I expect as a modern day citizen? Instant symptom relief.

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    Boy I think these TV commercials are really starting to get to me.

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