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    There's a time and a place for everything.

    Yes that certainly stands to reason, now might we discuss something other than the obvious?

    Do you like peas?

    It depends on what color they are.

    Ok I think we're done here.

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    I sometimes wish I was born in Canada.

    Why?

    I just do!

    Ok, man, don't get all crazy on me now.

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    Crazy? Listen, I GOT RELATIVES!

    Congratulations. I hope y'all live happily ever after.

    Thanks.

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    Listen, you are either for us or a guinness.

    Ok, lemme take a vote and get back to you.

    Very well then, I'll be waiting by the fireside.

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    I don't know where the heck this confounded dripping is coming from, I just had the roof shingled with thirty year shingles about three years ago.

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    Dude this is a discussion about life and death, we are not talking about roof shingles here.

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    Have you ever roped a goat?

    Where the hell are them damned moderators when you need 'em. No, I have not, now can we please get a hold of ourselves here?

    I'm sorry but we do not allow sex on this forum as it is widely known to lead to procreation.

    Oh well I can certainly understand that. Are there any sane posters here?

    I ain't sure. Lemme take a poll and get back to you.

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    I ain't much for polls, dude.

    Can't say as I blame ya.

    How do you feel about the current variety of crises in the world today?

    Very well thanks, and you?

    A bit of cream and twist of lemon is all I need.

    Ok I think we may be inching closer to the same page, just keep posting.

    Dude this is Atom you're talking to here, I don't think you have to worry about that, short of death and other miscellaneous incapacitating circumstances.

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    We have a policy of no more than three posts in a row per poster here. Do you mind explaining what's been going on here for the last several years?

    Dude I don't know, I'm just posting.

    Well take a pill then, do whatever you gotta do.

    I think we've got a hostile poster here, mods. Just a helpful heads up is all.

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    I'm trying very hard not to be preoccupied with how many Twisted Teas I've drank today.

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    I hate shit. I think it's really disgusting. I mean what the fuck is up with that?

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    Surely there must be a better way.

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    I guess evolution ain't that smart yet.

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    Dude we got children with computers here, could you at least wait till after hours to post?

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    Ah yes, the old after hours cop-out. Well that is just not going to work in a global community, I'm sorry.

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    Speaking of community, where the hell is everybody else?

    Coronavirus, dude.

    Oh yeah that's right, I almost forgot.

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    Hi and welcome to the forum. I had a young child that died from Coronavirus.

    Well that sure shuts me the hell up. Where do I send the checks?

    I'll PM you the address.

    Thanks.

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    Please don't make me start getting serious, I decided years ago that it wasn't worth it.

    I see. Do you like grapefruit?

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    Only in its original form.

    Oh one of them eh.

    Yeah, I'll deal with the rind, just gimme the damned thing. I know how to deal with these things, you just cut it in half and slam one half into your face and start sucking.

    I see, and I suspect you've never been invited to lunch before?

    Yes but I sure would like to know how you knew.

    I've been known to be kinda clairvoyant.

    Well I'm certainly sorry to hear that, my dog just died of something very similarly spelled. I'm just glad animal funerals ain't too expensive.

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    Dude I'm trying to have a relevant discussion here.

    Well I think you should've considered that before you started posting. Now I move that this person be banned without condition.

    Dude I didn't even say anything yet.

    Oh ok. Please continue.

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