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    I've heard it's pretty hard to see cleavage on tv these days, so that's good to hear.
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    Oh if they could only talk. Better saddle up, we got a lotta ridin' to do.

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    I trust everyone is having a lovely life. I haven't been posting lately because I haven't been drinking. Have not been able to get to store. Will post when adverse circumstances overcomed mightily.

    Sure, c'mon over, we'll throw some wings on the fire.

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    I am not just some desperate being reluctantly meeting other desperate beings in supermarkets, I've a vast heritage!

    Yes we know, Atom, all the way back to the amoeba, right?

    Yes!

    I never learned to play cribbage due to lack of interest. I suppose that makes me that much less intelligent.

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    Lemme get on my leaders and get right back to you.

    What are leaders?

    Hell if I know, I just thought it sounded good.

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    I think they're like leotards but with leather fringe they used to wear in the old days.

    Ok now you're just making stuff up.

    Dude I been doing that since I was inducted.

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    I'm afraid to ask into what it is you've been inducted.

    The internet.

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    My avatar? That's not really me. I'm a human being.

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    More being than human I think but yeah, that's what they tell me.

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    Oh, look at all the unfortunates hanging about the drugstore, daddy.

    Eat your french fries, kids.

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    Through all life's twists and turns, I am still an avid consumer of smoking products. Thank you, Philip Morris. It's all your doing. You and R.J. Reynolds etc. Again, thank you, I'm sure I'd have a hell of a time trying to grow and process the stuff myself.

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    Oh Susanner, now don't you cry fer me, cuz I come from Alabamer with my banjer on my knee.
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    Have you rocks in your head?

    Yes. My mind is like a sieve. The rocks collect and the rest just goes right through.

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    All my posts represent things assorted rocks might say if they could talk.

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    I'd like to discuss a bit about candle wick soot now. If you don't keep the wicks trimmed short, black soot gets all over everything and will plug an a/c filter up solid in no time. I think I'll be switching back to vanilla incense. It's really surprising how much of a mess a puny little candle wick can make of a room.

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    The soot even got into the fridge somehow and shaded the white egg shells black, and that's just from the habitual burning of one candle in a 12' by 16' room for a month or so except for an 8 hour sleep period every night.
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    Yes, I eat born AND unborn chickens, I'm sorry.

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    Now can we please get some kinda grip on reality here?

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    You are HOW old?

    Hey, remember them pens you could fill with ink by the flip of a lever?

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    Yeah, um ... are you electroeconomically inclined?

    No thanks, I love horses.

    I see. How about old pinball machines?

    Nope.

    Ok well thanks for posting and have a wonderful day.

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