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    Now I'm married to the damned things.

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    Yes, eyeglasses is the correct answer, please advance to the next stage despite warnings from national bureaus and such. No but seriously, folks, do not we not know hardly nothing? Now you think about that for a while. I have and I'm still not sure how to answer it.

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    Yeah, loaf of bread, dozen of eggs and a gallon of milk. Thanks.

    Honey I'm home.

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    Dude I don't know what country you're in but ain't you been posting kind of a long time?

    Man does not live by sex alone.

    Afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with you there, dude.

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    I complain enough but I actually think I've had a pretty good life so far.

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    Seems like I'm always complaining about some fucking thing.

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    Look, you're here, it's nobody's fault, get over it.

    Who the hell's side are you on?

    Please don't make me choose.

    Listen, mister, you are either democrat or republican in my book, now which is it?

    You got any gum?

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    No, dude. I'm not the gum carrying around type. I don't just carry gum around every day. I do have a Swiss army knife in case you need it. I'm sure it's excellent steel as it's near Germany.

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    You got a hanky?

    Ok I'm gonna have to think about that one a while. I mean, who the hell offers another person their snotty old hanky, I mean, seriously, people actually used to carry them things around. Luckily we got paper towels now.

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    I understand how delicate things are these days, so I try not to go too hard on the kids. Them leaf rakes I bought got padded handles.

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    Hello and welcome to the forum.

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    Hello.

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    Hi.

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    You doin' alright?

    Yeah pretty good I guess.

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    You like spam? Yes or no.

    Um... depends on how hungry I am I reckon.

    Listen, I said yes or no, now can we please get with the program?

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    Dude I just told you the truth. If I said yes I'd be lying and if I said no I'd be lying.

    Ok I forgot what we were talking about now. Do you like grape jelly?

    Dude you'd better get hold of yourself. Ok on second thought nevermind. Just try to be square with us, man.

    Honey is it time to get up yet?

    No, dear, you're still dreaming.

    Yes, dreams are such lovely states of mind, aren't they?

    Yeah dreams are great, as if I didn't have enough to worry about.

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    Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of us all?

    Um... I don't know, dude, but don't you think fair is a bit mediocre? I don't know where people come up with this stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atom View Post
    I don't know why people don't post except for me and Ed. You don't suppose they're trying to tell us something do you?
    Yeah, at this point I don't think anyone is coming back except for very infrequent guest star visits.
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    Even Zap rarely appears at this point.
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    I tired to PM Strong, but no response. So he's probably completely de-internetted. Good for him.
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