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    Now may we please return to the discussion of the matter at hand?

    Um.... yeah, what was it again?

    I don't know, dude, something about ostriches I think.

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    A large asteroid could hit at any moment now. I suggest we all get our fill of life while we can.

    I see. Well it's been nice chatting with you.

    Likewise I'm sure.

    Please come again when you can't stay so long.

    Ok, man, peace out.

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    Wait....

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    I drunk enough beer now to choke a chicken. I'll be not further responsible for my posts in this thread.

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    Well, sir, I think there's a limit to stuff.

    Yes, stuff really has its limits, doesn't it.

    Yes. And that's not even considering other stuff.

    Well said.

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    And.... no, Ed, this is not the loo. We can send a licensed medical professional over if you wish.

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    The asteroid could hit any minute. Let's just please keep that in mind.

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    A woman with a small dog just got stopped by a cop on Cops riding an off-road vehicle on the road and the dogs nails were painted red. The cop said that was a first. I think that's a first for me as well.
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    I have no intention of launching a mouse in a model rocket. Apparently some people did that in the 1960s. Someday some huge aliens will come to Earth and launch some people into the air in big cardboard tubes and that mouse is going to think "serves those jerks right!!"

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    + YouTube Video
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    Thank the flying rigatoni god there's someone else left alive on the internet. Ed, is that really you?

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    I am here once and a while still, yes. And I'm not incontinent today!
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    Thank the holy rosary for that.

    Hey I found this really cool facemask the other day. Face Mask - Gnarly Mouth

    I'd order one but I'm not sure whether I'd have the balls to actually wear the thing or not.

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    This pandemic has got us all mixed up. I'm down with the sickness just don't mean what it used to.

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    I remember the good old days, hot dogs, french fries, ready-mixed concrete, and the dandelion wine was to die for. In fact I often wonder why I ain't dead. Oh and let's not forget the scratchy records, them there really used to put a goose in my smile.

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    Break time is over, sir. Please return to your station.

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    I'll bet y'all can't wait till you are retired. Nothing to do but post on the internet, now that's my idea of fun. You don't even have to get out of the chair.

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    High, my name is Reena and I'd like to start a save the cockroach fund. Please give generously, these animals deserve to live and flourish amongst us.

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    Um.... can we at least keep it in the mammal category? Thanks and welcome.

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    No sir, we cannot. We are all simply ants on the farm.

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