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Typing class? I don't know, I thought I was doing pretty well until they started making me spell words.

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Do you like anchovies?

Well I should certainly hope not.

Does that mean no?

Yes.

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Oh, sure, hula-hoops are great for about ten seconds, then it's all downhill from there.

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Don't lie to us, son.

I swear on me own Irish mother's grave that every post I've ever submitted is true.

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Get hold of yerself, man.

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I only come to town about twice a year.

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I think you got your bags packed a little too tight there, dude.

Oh really? I've been kicked out of better restaurants than this, bro.

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Ok who left the barn door open? Can someone please get this guy out of here?

Your mother sucks golf balls.

Can I speak with the manager please?

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Just think, if you just keep repeating yourself, you'll never run out of things to say.

That is deep, dude. Really deep.

Thanks.

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Why am I here?

Because you were born.

I suppose I'll have to agree, but I can't swear to it.

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I mean.. who's to say I didn't just pop into existence from another dimension? I'm sorry but I simply do not recall being born. We all just have to take other people's word for it. I find it a bit unsettling.

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I've exceeded the bandwidth limit. I'd better ease up on my post count.

Do you like brownies?

Well now that all depends. Some are too dry and some too moist.

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But what if you were in the middle of the desert with no food, water, gas or cell phone bars?

I don't know. They're ok I guess.