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    Um... can we please talk about wheatgerm now?

    Oh, yeah, sorry. Go ahead.

    Ain't no good thing ever had the word germ in it.

    Beg your pardon?

    Ain't no good thing ever had the word germ in it.

    Ok, that's what I thought you said. That's pretty cool, Atom. Mind if I sleep on it a few days?

    Certainly not. Go right ahead.

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    Look, if you make much more fun of me, I'll be taking you to the supreme court.

    High, welcome to the forum. There are fresh celery and carrot sticks in the vestibule, please help yourself.

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    I try very hard not to let inanimate objects get the best of me. You just have to kinda ignore them and they will soon tire of their vane attempts.

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    Oh, and by the way, God is real. I can tell. I have ESP.

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    And another thing, I could get so old western on your ass that it would make Festus look like the dictionary, but I don't because you wouldn't even know what I was talking about.

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    I done done my laundry and finished my last beer. I'm not sure where to go from here.

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    Don't worry, I'm always getting after Ed for posting YT vids. He's used to it. He is actually a literary force in this forum. He has an excellent command of the English language.

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    I just heard a great line on The Rifleman. One guy asks another guy; how much do you know about women? And the other guy says; enough to remain single. lol

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    I got me a lot of stuff to post before I die, so please bear with a body. Some really amazing shit should be forthcoming. Have several burgers and a drink whilst ye wait.

    Are there any coherent people here?

    Yes but they don't post much so I have to take up the burden.

    Ah, I see. Well carry on then, mate.

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    Thanks. You got any sisters?

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    Um...

    Is there an admin available?

    Yes.

    Ok I'd like to report a crazy motherfucker loose in the forum.

    I see. Do you have a description?

    Yeah, about 12 feet, green hair, big mouth.

    Ok thanks, I'll have someone on it straight away.

    Um... can we communicate in American English please?

    Yeah but it'll cost you.

    Well nevermind then.

    Very well then.

    Very indeed.

    Yes, indeed.

    Coffee anyone?

    No thanks, I don't drink.

    Is there some kind of moderator on duty?

    Yes but we usually give them the day off.

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    They got pets to raise and children to render. We here at BTWIMHO understand. Gettin' a little tired of standing under stuff but we is there on the front lines every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every month of every year thank you very much.

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    And no, I never read Mad Magazine. Don't need to. Jesus is my savior.

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    Listen, don't you kids think you should get to bed now?

    No. The going is just starting to get good.

    You got anymore beer?

    No. We're too young to drink.

    Ok just checking.

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    I've plenty to say.

    I'm sorry, we don't allow pests. I mean pets, sorry.

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    Are there any hermaphrodites here? Just curious.

    Dude, who the hell are you talking to?

    The internet.

    Ah yes, of course. Carry on then.

    Thanks be to God.

    And the horse it rode in on?

    Yes. Now what flavor of Jello would you like for supper?

    No thanks, I'll pick something up at the kiosk.

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    I SAID WHAT FLAVOR!

    Oh, sorry. I generally prefer cherry but I could probably suffer through a little lime if necessary.

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    I know I've been a bit crazy lately, but I've been comparing Medicare plans. Sorry.

    Has anyone tried the Mexican food truck about 12 or 14 blocks down the road yet? I heard it was pretty good.

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    Hold on... where are you?

    Wait... where am I?

    Oh well, it don't matter, we havin' a good time. Just remember the forks go on the left, next to the co-pays and deductibles.

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    Look, I was born at some point in time, of that I am kinda sure, but goddammit I wish they'd get some decent colored drapes in here.

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