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    Now just cut it out. Stop that I said. Now go to your room. They'll be no practice for procreation in this house.

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    A normal person cannot watch as many documentaries as I and come out smelling like a rose. Every doc I watch I'm asking ... are you sure? I suppose I should be just like Zap said ... question everything.

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    Does this forum take S&H Greenstamps?

    No. The practice no longer exists.

    Crap. I just found three hundred sixty five full books up in my grandma's attic.

    You could shred them and use them for guinea pig bedding.

    Ok, thanks.

    C'mon back now ya hear?

    Yes, I hear and obey. It is the will of Landru.

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    I think I just found out what my internet connection problem was. My wi-fi network adapter was inadequate.

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    My buddy gave me his more expensive one to try and she's zippin' right along now.

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    Thirty seven bucks versus sixty. I gave him mine to see if it works ok for him because he's geographically closer to the source. If it works ok for him then I won't need to buy one.

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    I've decided to drink one beer more than my self-inflicted daily limit of three due to it being Labor Day. What Labor Day is about is beyond me. I just reckon we ain't supposed to work that day.

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    Labor Day is actually three days from now so I guess I'm startin' a bit early.

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    I went to the meat market today and purchased some tortured and murdered chicken fillets. Breaded. I hope they're good as the package is quite large. It cost 37 dollars. I just hope they didn't suffer too much.

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    Do vegetables have feelings? Perhaps.

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    Is this thing on?
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    Yes.

    I just love keeping up with life's demands, don't you? I don't know when I've had a better time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewomack View Post
    Is this thing on?
    "There are currently 219 users online. 1 members and 218 guests". I reckon that means she's on.

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    It may not be such a great party but at least we've got a lot of guests.

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    Please stay tuned. I'm sure Ed will provide dancing girls again at some point.

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    We know you're not gay, Ed, ok?

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    Jeez!

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    I'm not gay either if it makes you feel any better. Yes, there are a few of us left.

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    I think it may be something in the water.

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    Life after death? I'm sorry but I'm afraid that's out of the question. Simple physics tells us that.

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