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    That Crown Royal sure does make a nice whiskey. Hell you don't even need a chaser.

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    I guess that's why it costs so much.

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    Any of y'all ever poked a lizard in the eye or am I the only one?

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    Listen, you kids better get the fuck to bed.

    But dad it's Christmas.

    Honey? Can you hand me that fly swatter,, I'll be right back.

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    No but are we or are we not having a good time, now I ask you.

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    Dude seriously? I think I'd be better off watching a movie.

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    Please don't make me post better stuff, because I will if I have to.

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    My mother was a monkey, and that's just the beginning.

    Ok well nevermind then.

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    Movie stars have a bad rap. They have to pretend they are something that they are not.

    Yes well I think you need to smoke a little more pot. That's all.

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    I'd like to take this time to thank the US government. Keep up the good work, fellas.

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    I ain't never been to Scotland but I gotta say, Canadian whisky is the best.

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    That bottle of CR devastated me. I'm going to stop drinking liquor. It's too potent and I always end up drinking too much.

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    At least the forum remained active throughout most of 2020. Zap must have forgotten to switch it off on the way to the grocery store.
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    I hate grocery shopping. I'm constantly worried the vehicle will get dinged when the person beside me opens their door the whole time I'm in there. Needless to say, there's not a lot of room for error. I vote for wider parking spacing.

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    But Atom, people are multiplying like rabbits. Where will we all park?

    Well we'll just have to make a bigger parking lot with shuttle service.

    Cool.

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    Yeah dude, that's the future, I can't wait. No more treacherous walks through the parking lot.

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    I don't mind hiking through grisly bear country without a gun, but successfully navigating a busy Walmart parking lot is another thing entirely.

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    2020? I'm sure it's been a great year. I actually can't remember a fucking thing but I'm almost positive I had a good time.

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    Oh, wait, except that time I got bit by a great dane, but that's ok. We're still friends.

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    It was actually an accident. I apparently surprised him and he struck before he even had a chance to realize who I was. I've since learned to audibly proclaim my presence well in advance of any close proximity to the animal.

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