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    All I said is that I did some stuff.

    Yes but we pretty much know where you're from by your accent.

    Ok I don't know about all of y'all but I think we hit the crazy people jackpot.

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    Listen, I have a penis. I just checked to make sure.

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    Are there any internet women out there who want to have virtual sex?

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    Just kidding. Get away. BACK I say.

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    You like purple pop sickles? Here have two.

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    Yes I know we're supposed to procreate but I'm not really into it, dude.

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    I think I just seen the ghost of Elvis in my microwave oven.

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    I don't know anymore.
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    Me either.

    Everyone says oh, don't worry. But there's always stuff to worry about. Icy sidewalks, tooth decay, rogue asteroids, you name it.

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    I'll have to admit that some extraterrestrial intelligence coming to earth and messing with monkey DNA to produce modern humans is certainly not out of the question.

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    Been itching a lot lately?

    Yeah.

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    Ok so you believe we are not in a simulation, correct?

    Correct. The whole damned mess could be perfectly natural for all I know.

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    People think that they are somehow entitled to clear nasal passages. There is no guarantee of clear nasal passages ever, let's just get that out of the way right now.

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    Ok dude you're starting to scare me a little now.

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    I'm about 86% sure I'm using the right tooth paste.

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    Even doctors recommend it. How do I know? Because the TV said so.

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    Beer?

    Yeah. I only got one left though.

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    Perhaps you should ask your god to turn that one beer into a case.

    Gee I hadn't thought of that. Ok I'll give it a try.

    No but seriously folks, we've got to stop reproducing, it's our only chance. Perhaps we could start back up in the future after the dust settles.

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    Ok I got two beers left, I was wrong. See what happens when you drink?

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    I mean... I don't know how much more I can emphaticize without being carried away by a couple of large freaks in white coats.

    Emphaticize is not a word, sir.

    Brussel sprouts again?

    I'm afraid so, sir.

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