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07-01-2021, 06:16 PM #9061Your Emphaticism
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07-01-2021, 06:19 PM #9062Your Emphaticism
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07-01-2021, 06:21 PM #9063Your Emphaticism
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Are there any internet women out there who want to have virtual sex?
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07-01-2021, 06:25 PM #9064Your Emphaticism
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Just kidding. Get away. BACK I say.
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07-01-2021, 06:26 PM #9065Your Emphaticism
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You like purple pop sickles? Here have two.
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07-01-2021, 06:28 PM #9066Your Emphaticism
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Yes I know we're supposed to procreate but I'm not really into it, dude.
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07-01-2021, 08:33 PM #9067Your Emphaticism
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I think I just seen the ghost of Elvis in my microwave oven.
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09-01-2021, 10:52 PM #9068Lives Here Now
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I don't know anymore.
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11-01-2021, 09:24 AM #9069Your Emphaticism
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Me either.
Everyone says oh, don't worry. But there's always stuff to worry about. Icy sidewalks, tooth decay, rogue asteroids, you name it.
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11-01-2021, 10:37 AM #9070Your Emphaticism
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I'll have to admit that some extraterrestrial intelligence coming to earth and messing with monkey DNA to produce modern humans is certainly not out of the question.
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11-01-2021, 10:56 AM #9071Your Emphaticism
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Been itching a lot lately?
Yeah.
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11-01-2021, 11:01 AM #9072Your Emphaticism
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Ok so you believe we are not in a simulation, correct?
Correct. The whole damned mess could be perfectly natural for all I know.
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11-01-2021, 11:47 AM #9073Your Emphaticism
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People think that they are somehow entitled to clear nasal passages. There is no guarantee of clear nasal passages ever, let's just get that out of the way right now.
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11-01-2021, 11:48 AM #9074Your Emphaticism
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Ok dude you're starting to scare me a little now.
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11-01-2021, 11:49 AM #9075Your Emphaticism
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I'm about 86% sure I'm using the right tooth paste.
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11-01-2021, 11:50 AM #9076Your Emphaticism
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Even doctors recommend it. How do I know? Because the TV said so.
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11-01-2021, 11:51 AM #9077Your Emphaticism
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Beer?
Yeah. I only got one left though.
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11-01-2021, 12:06 PM #9078Your Emphaticism
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Perhaps you should ask your god to turn that one beer into a case.
Gee I hadn't thought of that. Ok I'll give it a try.
No but seriously folks, we've got to stop reproducing, it's our only chance. Perhaps we could start back up in the future after the dust settles.
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11-01-2021, 12:30 PM #9079Your Emphaticism
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Ok I got two beers left, I was wrong. See what happens when you drink?
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11-01-2021, 12:41 PM #9080Your Emphaticism
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I mean... I don't know how much more I can emphaticize without being carried away by a couple of large freaks in white coats.
Emphaticize is not a word, sir.
Brussel sprouts again?
I'm afraid so, sir.
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