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Don't ever try malting milk, that's all I can say at this time.

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Dude what were you born in like the fifties?

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Yes. The early fifties. It was a glorious time so they tell me. I don't actually remember a fucking thing hardly but yeah, it was great.

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I don't think my weed is as good as yours. Could you ship me some pony express?

Hell dude I can get it there quicker on my skateboard.

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I don't know how much more I have to drink to prove stuff on the internet.

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We'll letcha know, son.

Ok thanks.

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I had a pet squirrel once.

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The son of a bitch bit me so I killed it.

Dude try chamomile.

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I've tried everything but dried pigroot.

Yes pigs do seem to root don't they?

Tell me about it.

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I spent two thirds of my life with pigs.

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Um.... ok you got me there.

Farm life, son. They accidentally dug grandma up with the disker last spring.

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I guess you didn't bury her deep enough?

Yeah something like that. I think it was a leap year.

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Man you're a farmer, you're supposed to know stuff.

What the heck planet are you on?

Actually I saw a farmer shove his entire arm up a cow's vagina once and I'm like, ok I think I've seen enough.

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I was deer hunting on the property and thought I'd just stop in the barn for a chat. Well needless to say, there weren't much time for chattin'.

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Them boys was busy doing farm stuff.

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That farm sold the best maple syrup I've ever tasted. You ain't gonna find better than that. Rupert, Vermont.

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They had a pet deer once but they had to let it go because it's illegal.

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They said it was hard to get it to eat.

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The poor fucking thing was traumatized I reckon.

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People must have some pretty wild shit going on in their lives to not post. Myself, I don't give a shit. I will post. I'm even considering a new line of pasties called posties.