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    Hi, I'd like to thank my parents, my siblings, my offspring, God, my pet frog, and that 12 year old can of tuna fish in the cupboard. Thanks

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    Life seems a little boring sometimes, but it isn't. It is more complex, thanks to the human mind, than we can even imagine. But I will say that we've been doing a pretty good job so far, under the circumstances.

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    Is any of this really real? Um... yeah I think so. I stubbed my toe on the sideboard the other day and the son of a bitch still hurts like a motherfucker.

    Ok, just curious. Do you like hot oatmeal?

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    Actually, no, but I do seem to like oatmeal cookies. I don't know, hot oatmeal just has a flavor similar to the odor of wet cement, it's really weird. I'm not too sure if it's me or what, but I just can't eat the stuff no matter how much cinnamon and sugar is in it.

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    Alright yes, if I was starving to near death I suppose I'd have a spoonful or two but do we really need to go to such extremes?

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    Hi, can a mod please change my title to Your Holy Consumption? Thanks.

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    That's right, I'm a consumer. And quite a clever one at that I'd say. I know when to stop cracking the walnuts and start in on the roast turkey. I also have a gym membership.

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    Off the hook? Yeah, I suppose some might think that.

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    Greensleeves? Yes, wonderful song. Reminds me of the old Robin Hood days.

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    Did you mean Peter Pan?

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    Um.... no. I meant Robin Hood. Please get a life.

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    Ah yes, of course, nevermind. All's well then.

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    Didn't you have some kind of appointment or something?

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    Yes but it's over now. A grand time was had by all.

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    Please excuse my somewhat gruff exterior.
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    Oh that's ok, I think I got one of them myself. I'm pretty sure it's somewhere out in the garage.

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    Well could you go out and look, please? This is kinda important to me.

    Um... dude I ain't been out there since the tricycle accident. Pretty sure it's stored up on one of them rafters out there though. Green with white and orange stippling as I recall. What color is yours?

    Oh I don't know, some shade of domestic plum I think. The color is kinda hard to describe.

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    Well could you just give me the first letter of the second word?

    Dude, I just said it's hard to describe, so I believe that means I ain't come up with no name for it yet.

    Oh, right. Sorry then.

    That's ok, don't worry about it, man. When I come up with a name for the shade then you'll be the second to know, I promise.

    Ok, thanks. I'm always looking for new color shade names, it's kind of a neet hobby for the ill and infirm of mind.

    Well just be careful then, and don't forget to fasten that top raincoat buckle before you go out.

    But it bothers my chin when I buckle that one.

    Well don't then, see if I care, I'm just trying to help, bro.

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    Yes, of course, I know you are. Could you hand me that pair of rubberized wooden shoes over there by the fireplace please? Thanks.

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    Great, now can you hand me that fireplace poker over by the fridge? I got me a few logs need pokin'. Don't wanna burn the damned place down you know. I'll poke hell out of them wretched beasts if need be.

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