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    Please do not tell me to have a seat unless you mean it. I'm taking this one home.

    Sir, please put the chair down.

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    What the hell is with all this stuff? There is a lot of stuff in this world.

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    I think we need to discuss stuff. Anybody? Tennis balls? Wet paper bags? Anything. I don't care. Can anyone really have too much information?

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    The internet has too much information.

    I disagree. There's always room for Jello.

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    Everything makes complete sense to me.

    Really? You ain't got anymore have ya? I got 12 bucks.

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    I've met my 4 beer limit and am done.

    Did you wipe yourself?

    Just a minute, let me check ...

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    I think so but am not entirely sure.

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    I heard a horror story from the bus driver today. I do not think it wise to reveal it at this time.

    Dude what the fuck are you talking about?

    It's called posting. You do not necessarily have to know what you're talking about.

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    My life is just one big jambalaya, it's great. Never a dull moment.

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    And what about the ozone layer?

    What? I thought they fixed that.

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    I'm beside myself.

    Well I guess that explains it then. I thought you were just plain crazy.

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    When we die, we are removed from the constraints of time, but that does not mean we are timeless.

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    I've been watching A Brief History Of Time Travel on Tubi. So far all I can figure out is that time travel is only applicable in subatomic particles. Yes, we are made of subatomic particles. Perhaps we are time traveling now and don't even realize it.

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    WTF is going on here? HELEN! Bring me more meds quick.

    Now you know full well my name is not Helen, what's gotten into you, Harry?

    You know damned well my name isn't Harry, are you having some kind of a menstrual cramp or something?

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    By the looks of that sweet gherkin sized penis, I'd say you could've used a little more time in the garden before you got picked.

    Honey please, the kids are still up.

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    I got a cock the size of Mt. Everest.

    Hmmm... perhaps your eyes are too big, dear.

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    I thought I told you kids to get to bed.

    Yeah but we wanna listen.

    Honey? Do we got any nighttime cough syrup left?

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    Is it some mistake in our mind that even allows us to conceive time travel?

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    It seems to me that time is a simple fundamental, nothing special really. If you are alive then you're in it, and if you're dead you're not.

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    I'm a large believer that death = nothing. It just seems like common sense to me.

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