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    This is why people get computer science degrees...

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    I just had a lengthy conversation with my air conditioner. I was thinking about getting a hamster but it said hell no, we don't need no stinking hamster so I abandoned the idea. The a/c units are pretty smart these days.

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    Hey I know what should we do, get us a hamster. I see, and THEN what? Watch the damned thing eat lettuce and shit all day. Yeah let's do THAT.

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    I remember the days of the kids having hamsters and gerbils.
    Until finally they decided a dog was a lot better.

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    I have tried mightily, mightily I say, to love one another, but I just keep getting arrested.

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    Hell, ain't these people ever heard of the sixties?

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    I remember this one time a chick came to my apartment and we fucked the hell out of each other for about 3 months, she moved right in, no questions asked. We had a pretty good time as I recall.

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    People didn't really use condoms much, she just took them pills and we were all like good to go, no pregnancies or anything so I thought that was pretty cool.

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    I drank 12 Twisted Teas today so I've been pretty well messed up all day.

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    I also drank a six pack of 8 oz. Michelob Ultras. Memorial day and all you know. I mean hell if you're going to celebrate a holiday then you at least gotta make an effort.

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    Sure, you got your hotdogs and hamburgers and stuff but I said just gimme them alcoholic beverages and I'll be good, maybe lose a little weight even.

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    Not that I need to lose any weight or anything but I think it's just a side effect.

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    Hell, I don't need no stinking food, man, just gimme another tea.

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    Twisted Tea that is... swimmin' pools, movie stars ...

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    They're pretty good actually, they're 5% by volume and you can't even taste the alcohol.

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    I'll stay up all fucking night, I don't give a shit. It's a holiday FFS.

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    Tell mama to keep them biscuits warm.

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    I'm currently watching an episode of The Fugitive from 1964 on the television set. You may ask; what "set" is it that you are referring to? Well I'll tell ya that's a little hard to explain so I'm not fully convinced to do so at this time but I indeed do know why the TV's were called sets.

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    Believe it or not, it's because they primarily consisted of a set of vacuum tubes.

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    Granted there were actually many more "sets" of lesser components but the vacuum tubes were the major players.

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