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    I'm pretty sure my insurance company put at least one of the plastic surgeon's kids through school.

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    I just make stuff up cuz it's fun. Ain't that what the Internet's for?

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    That ain't me, it's my spell checker that decided that the internet should be capitalized.

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    Look, there's a lot of different lives out there, can we widen our view a bit please?

    What? You mean we as in you and I?

    Yeah sure, whatever, dude.

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    I can be quite technical you know.

    Yes I think we are all well aware of that.

    Well let that be a lesson to ya then.

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    What do you think about mattresses calling themselves simply "purple"? I'm a little suspicious myself.

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    I mean... seriously? Purple? Ok, dude, I'd better get out and buy one before they're all gone.

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    Whomever has the balls to name a product that, has my sympathies.

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    Purple.

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    What the fuck is wrong with people? They got some kind of weird chromatic hangup or what? Anybody with a mind about themselves knows the color doesn't matter!

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    Now please do not make me drink more than I have to.

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    But I love that color. I think I'll buy one.

    Can someone French fry this person please? I'm sure no one will be the wiser. They'll just think there was something wrong with the potatoes.

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    Please do not misconstrue stuff. We here at BTWIMHO do not take kindly to that.

    Dude you are crazier than a bed bug in heat.

    Thanks. I have a Soloplex. It helps your plexes quite a bit.

    Yeah my plexes always need a little help.

    Have you ever drank driveway sealer?

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    Yeah room temperature or better. It gets a little rough if you let it cool too much.

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    Listen, I ain't absolutely sure how I got here.

    Welcome to the club.

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    I know what they told me but that's about it.

    Well you can put your hat over there and please do not remove your shoes before entering as others have done.

    Thanks, I'm a little self conscious about the length of my middle toe.

    Yeah well that's not quite what we had in mind but that'll work.

    You mind if I get a drink here?

    Sir that is our baptismal font.

    Yeah I figured that, just kidding, dude.

    Can I see your ticket please?

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    I ain't sure what all ails people these days. I guess that's what they got all them new drugs for.

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    Look, I will continue to drink as long as is deemed necessary by the proper authorities thank you very much.

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    Do you like strawberries?

    SHUT THE HELL UP!

    Raspberries?

    Well yeah I do like raspberries but I think I like just the idea of them better. Sorta like the excitement of Christmas until it actually comes at which time it becomes no longer something to look forward to.

    Dude you need some serious help.

    Come now, I'm sure it only appears that way to the inexperienced.
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    I've stubbed my toe quite a few times in my day. Kinda made me think I needed glasses after a while.

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