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    Move to Utah perhaps.

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    Honey? I'm home.

    Well wipe your ass then.

    I'm sure you mean wipe your feet, right?

    I don't think so, buttfuck, now get wiping.

    Yes dear.

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    Life and limb is at stake. Please get real.

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    Hi. My name is Atom, who are you?

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    You'd like to know, wouldn't you.

    Um... yeah, that's kinda why I asked.

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    Don't get funny with me, Mr. senior poster.

    Have we met?

    I don't know. Do you have much experience with Drunken Doughnuts?

    Yeah I done a few doughnuts in the parking lot with the VW bug in my time.

    Well then you are a God.

    Thanks.

    Listen, try not to make people wish you were never born, you show 'em different.

    Um, ok. Thanks

    You're welcome.

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    What else could I possibly learn at this stage?

    Old people stuff.

    Ah yes, of course, and thank you for coming. A man in a purple tux with large white dots on his tie will be here to help you out momentarily.

    Thanks.

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    Either I am dumber than a box of rocks or not, now which is it.

    Just kidding. Democracy is pretty cool. I'm just hangin' out.

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    How do ya handle a hungry man? Frozen dinners.

    Um.. ok

    Get a hold of yourself, man.

    Um.. ok.

    Have ya no mind about ya, boy?

    I'm pretty good with a Rubik's Cube.

    Well nevermind then. Get a job and a haircut is all I ask.

    Yeah keep dreamin' , uncle Fred.

    I've tried to love people, it just doesn't work.

    Hello 911? Off the hook, yes. Please send someone right away.

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    I heard that. I mean, who scoffs at palm trees blowing in the wind?

    Um.. I think it depends on the velocity.

    Ah tes, of course.

    Helen? We could use a couple more Tom Jones' out here.

    Coming right up, dear.

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    Where the fuck did you learn to spell?

    Grade school. And you?

    The internet.

    I see. Perhaps we could meet at a later date.

    Perhaps.

    Happy National Potato Week.

    Thanks and likewise I'm sure.

    So you really are almost 65 years old?

    I'm afraid so.

    Shut the front door.

    No I'd like to leave it open as it is a nice day today.

    You're not one of them Vegans are you?

    Perhaps.

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    I think it's best we get back to Multicultural Entertainment. I've just one question. Are giraffes involved?

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    Ok ok. Sea turtles?

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    Aquatic porcupines?

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    Holy Mary mother of God, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death, amen. This is what I remember. People were fucking insane back then. Hopefully we've come out of it a bit by now.

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    + YouTube Video
    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

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    I just typed the word heretofore into dictionary dot com and actually got a definition. Who'd have thought as much? I didn't reckon there would be such a word.

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    I've heard tell of most of your types and I must say that I am quite thoroughly behooved.

    I'm unsure what that actually means but I like the sound of it.

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    I wonder how many pages of posts you've made over the past decade or so? Would they fill a 500 page book? Probably...
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    Probably. Now all we have to do is come up with a name for it. Insanity squared comes to mind. lol

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