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    I can't make heads ner tails of it. Life used to be so simple aside from all the work necessary just to survive.

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    You been watching them old westerns on TV again?

    Yes. They led a hardscrabble life.

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    Hell yeah they did. I like mine over easy.

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    Now we've got AI. I reckon we got robots that'll wipe your ass now.

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    When they start buttfuckin' ya without your consent, that'll be a sign that they're taking over.

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    A reasonable person would suspect that I should not have opened that fourth beer, I'm thinking, had they known.

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    Could you cool it a bit, Atom? We got kids still half awake with their internet devices firmly attached to their heads, and consequently whose brains are experiencing abnormally high frequencies.
    Last edited by Atom; 09-09-2021 at 03:45 PM. Reason: Vote Don Knotts for president.

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    You'll thank me later.

    For what?

    I don't know. Something I'm sure.

    Well I wouldn't be too sure there, fella.

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    Please respond as soon as possible. It's a matter of life and death insurance.

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    What politician would you most like to be shipwrecked with?

    Is that a real question? I really hate having to fill out all these questionnaires.

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    I will live to the extent of my life and not a penny more.

    So ... you do not have life insurance?

    That is correct. I don't trust nor do I respect any company that calls death insurance life insurance.

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    You do realize that people had to empty chamber pots in the not too distant pasture, right?

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    Yeah, I'm just wondering what they used for toilet paper.

    Honey? I think it's time for some new curtains.

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    We use corn husks around these parts, mister. Now draw.

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    But I ain't got a gun.

    I said draw, mister.

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    Alright. You got a pencil and paper?

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    You been smokin' that Mexican devil weed, boy?

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    The whole process was great and I would definitely recommend them.

    Wait ... what are we talking about now? You better draw, mister.

    You first.

    No, you first.

    No, you first.

    C'mon, lemme buy you a drink in the saloon.

    Ok.

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    It's no wonder they drank so much, all the men were walking around with guns on their hips for Christ's sake.

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    Surely that cannot be the right answer. Give everybody guns. I'm thinking NOT.

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