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    Morning dear, what you gonna do today?

    Oh I don't know, I think I'll go into town and have a few drinks at the saloon with a gun strapped to my side.

    Can you pick up a pound of butter?

    You'd better write it on my arm, honey.

    Ok get over here ...

    I added a quart of goat's milk, I hope you don't mind.

    Honey you know full well I've no mind.

    Well give it your best, dear.

    Saddle up the horse, will ya honey?

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    I thought we were going apple picking today?

    Ok you dress up the kids and I'll be back around suppertime.

    But it'll be too dark then.

    We got flashlights ain't we?

    No, dear, they haven't been invented yet.

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    Dear you got any spare bullets? I need something to bite when the extraterrestrials come.

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    Me and the old lady go on nighttime cactus visits.

    Dude I'm not really into cactus.

    Uncle Fester eats prickly pear like it was an elephant ear.

    Oh I don't doubt it.

    My neighbor's great grandmother had a bakery.

    Oh? Did they have elephant ears back then?

    I don't know.

    Well what the hell are we talking about then?

    Stuff.

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    Hold it right there and put the pipe down, slowly.

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    Your mommy still uses talcum powder.

    Guards! Seize him!

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    Can we please continue this conversation on slightly higher level?

    Ok but it probably won't be quite as exciting.

    ?

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    Listen... I don't know who is responsible for this whole mess but I demand to speak with an administrator.

    Fine. Are you free three Fridays from now in 2024?

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    I don't know, lemme check my calendar ...

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    I think so.

    Ok you can expect a post around noon that day.

    Ok. Thanks.

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    My mother was an asparagus stalk.

    Yes isn't it wonderful what they've done with science these days?

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    I've just been stung by 167 honey bees.

    Nothing a little liniment won't cure, now hold still.

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    Do you like barn dances?

    Yeah if the roof don't leak.

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    Acid rain?

    Yup.

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    PM me for a good time.

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    Um ....

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    That may be contrary to the rules of internet forum conduct, not sure. I thought we were having a pretty good time right here. Perhaps you could post a red-lipped smiley.

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    There is so much shit going on in this world these days that I'm having a little trouble keeping up with it all.

    I can't believe half the shit meself.

    No wonder people drink.

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    I reckon them people that don't drink are the crazy ones. I don't see how the hell they do it.

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    Brandy?

    No thanks. You got any prune juice?

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