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    Dude stop drinking and go to bed.

    Well if you want to beat around the bush then fine, I'm game. Now what is this bush to which you are referring?

    The proverbial one.

    Yeah, crabs the size of crickets, tell me about it.

    Please don't make me do stuff.

    Ok man, take it easy, I think there's a few frozen pops in the freezer of various flavors if you'd like to go and get three or four.

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    Love to. You got any onion dip?

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    Yeah sure. Listen there's some capicola ham in there that ain't even close to any color that meat is supposed to be so you might want to stay away from that.

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    Look, I've been around and have encountered stuff in my life, I think that's about all that needs be said at this time.

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    Yeah sure, have another shot of castor oil.

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    Nothing will tame a kid like castor oil, lemme tell ya.

    Pretty unruly are they?

    Yeah, we even make them take a few tablespoons of molasses occasionally. That learns 'em pretty good.

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    How break a leg ever meant good luck is beyond me. They used to shoot horses that broke a leg.

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    Haircuts were always a somber event for me, I guess that's why I had long hair much of my life. I've been doing the DIY cuts for the past 18 years or so which ain't too bad I guess. It's kinda one of them deals where what you can't see can't hurt ya. I'm sure it's quite abhorrent to the most casual of observers.

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    I'm thinking that I probably could've used a Capillus Laser Cap about 26 years ago.

    "Do laser hair caps really work?
    You may have heard that laser combs, brushes, hoods, and caps can help halt hair loss. The theory is that when hair follicles absorb laser light at a certain level, it stimulates hair to grow. But there's not enough evidence that any of these devices restore hair or prevent balding. Sep 5, 2019"
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    Enamel repair tooth pastes are another of my pet peeves. These and laser hair caps are currently being aggressively marketed in TV commercials and I'm quite sure many people are actually buying the crap.

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    That just makes a reasonable person such as myself kinda embarrassed to be a part of the human race. You know darn well people must be buying the shit if they can afford all that TV advertising time.

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    I drank 12 Twisted Teas yesterday and am on my sixth today. Why? Because I can. It's one of the beauties of retirement.

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    By the time the fourth comes around I'll probably be sober as a judge.

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    The stuff costs money you know. I tried making wine once. It turned out ok but I wouldn't wanna live there. The east coast is nice but there's a lot of sand.

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    They're running some bullshit TV commercials for a topical ointment that is supposed to prevent muscle cramps. I won't even dignify that with a response.

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    Just because you're human doesn't necessarily mean you gotta be stupid.

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    Please stop purchasing these products. It makes the rest of us look bad.

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    This is my time to shine. How can I tell? Because I'm alive. If I wasn't I'd be dead.

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    Some people say I'm full of shit, and they're right as I try to eat regular, but only because it beats the hell out of starving. Starving is ok for a while, but I wouldn't wanna live there.

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    Was that last comma really necessary? Well I was thinking it was but am starting to wonder now.

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