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    Perhaps you do not read enough books.

    Yeah that's probably it.

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    Yes I've eaten processed chips of potato, I just don't see what that has to do with anything that's been said thus far.

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    Dude it's a free country, people can jump from penguins right to Cracker Jacks if they wish.

    Yeah but isn't this the Multicultural Entertainment thread?

    Well yes but nobody said life was easy.

    Not to get too far off topic but do you know how to sharpen a chainsaw?

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    Bless you my child for you have sinned. You shall be hung by the belt loop for 3 days and 3 nights without food or water.

    You got any Mountain Dew?

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    Yeah we got a brother who keeps a six pack in the fridge but he'll be pretty pissed if he finds one gone.

    Ok man. Just throw some water on me if I pass out.

    Ok but what if you're just sleeping?

    Well I'll be pretty pissed off then won't I.

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    Have I ever used a talcum based baby powder? That question is kinda personal don't you think?

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    Dude I don't know what you're into but it's just baby powder we're talkin' here.

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    Well I try to keep a jug of it handy to put out grease fires in the kitchen.

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    I see, and I suppose you use baking soda on the children's genitals.

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    Yes it's very cost effective.

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    Could I get a moderator over here quick please?

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    What's wrong with you? I been here twenty six years.

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    Well you should know about stuff then.

    Yeah but this Coronavirus crisis has got me pretty well turned around.

    Yeah what the hell is up with that?

    Not sure, haven't quite figured it out yet.

    Ok well lemme know.

    Roger. Over and out.

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    How fond are you of bagels?

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    Um... I think I said over and out, dude.

    Ok sorry. Have a lovely time in bed with yourself.

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    Dude you're starting to piss me off now.

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    Well maybe you should've thought of that sooner.

    Are we talking about the same thing?

    I doubt it.

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    Well let's all just get hold of ourselves then.

    Dude I'm not into that, that's just for queers and adolescents.

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    I see they taught you well in private school.

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    Yeah, the principal was a priest for fucks sake, we were pretty messed up.

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