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    Do we really need teeth? I don't think so. There's plenty of Jello to go around.

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    Look, I don't mind eating people but they at least gotta be dead first.

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    I'm pretty sure I'd need to be alive to eat myself.

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    My recipe for gravy? That's a closely guarded family secret so don't even try.

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    I'll freely give mine: take 2 tablespoons of gravy and insert into mouth.
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    I generally drink straight from the gravy boat but maw don't like that and I usually end up with a good slap aside the head when I get caught.
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    I now pronounce you whatever and whatever. You may now kiss the whatever.

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    I once drank muskrat milk but nothing out of the ordinary happened.

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    Is everyone turning gay or is it just me?

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    Just kidding, kids.

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    I remember the days when all the teenage boys had Bo Derek posters hanging in their bedrooms, but now I'm starting to see a lot of Kirk Douglas and Rock Hudson popping up and I'm like... ok whatever, dude.

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    Perhaps it's something in the water supplies.

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    Atom will you please shut the hell up? My cats are getting nervous and they can't even read.

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    High, welcome to the forum, may I have your name and address?

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    I don't know how much drunker I can get, but I'll keep trying.

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    Ok can someone please bring up electromechanicalism or something please?

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    Not on your life, mister, now you just sit there and read 'em and weep.

    Isn't that kind of a lot of ands?

    Perhaps.

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    Ordinarily I'd be in bed 40+ minutes ago, but I've been i.e. I been drinking them Tennessee Teas.
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    Manicule. That's all you need.
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    For those of you that don't get it, I could've said I've or I and I chose I in the end.

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