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    I know old smart people tend to get crazy but that don't mean they stopped being smart.

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    I guess we're on a new page now if you've got it set to 20 posts per page.

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    Dude I'm 66 y/o and my head hair is still brown, I think you should listen to me.

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    I know I keep saying dude, but there ain't hardly no females here.

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    I think the last one's name begins with a C.

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    Please do not make me talk about electronics, because you undoubtedly will be very sorry as you probably will not understand due to ununderstanding. Many of us have it. It's like... R=E/I? Man, I just came for the free pop sickles.

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    Atom could you PLEASE stop drinking now?

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    Guess I'm gonna have to, I only got two left.

    Thank you, Jesus.

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    We got some multivibrational shit going on on an exercise TV commercial right now. Absolutely one hundred percent true story. They are claiming that you can lose a lot of weight through their vibrating electromechanical apparatus.

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    I'd sooner think that you could lose a lot more just by looping Elvis's I'm All Shook Up over and over after the kids have gone to school.

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    + YouTube Video
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    Hello and welcome to the forum. What would you like to be when you grow up?

    Hi, I would like to be a TV commercial actor.

    Well I can't say that I blame you. Anything else?

    I don't know. Something in cosmetics perhaps.

    Well welcome anyway. There's chips and punch in the back room if you're interested. Did you by any chance bring a ukulele?

    Dude you are really messed up.

    Thanks. I'm pretty sure I was born that way.

    Dude whatever, dude.

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    Sometimes things are a lot more complicated than they seem.

    You got THAT right, dude.

    Well let's just let that be a lesson to you then.

    Yeah ok, man, let's do that. In the meantime, you got any Raisinets?

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    Dude this ain't trick or treat, this is real life.

    Coulda fooled me but please continue, the kids are in bed now.

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    Dude this is the internet.

    Ok lemme go down to the cellar and trip their circuit breaker then, BRB ...

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    Wow! I drank enough to choke a goat yesterday and only got 3 hours sleep last night. Must be something in the iced tea.

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    I didn't disappear, I just went into another dimension where people don't have the end of the world scheduled.
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    It's a strange place, it's like people care or something there. None of this, "no one exists but me, so gimmee everything now!!!" that has become so prevalent here.
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    And no bullcrap toothpaste ads. When the program breaks, a woman appears wearing nothing revealing and says "this toothpaste will clean your teeth, but you also have to eat responsibly to prevent keeping extra factors from rotting your teeth in ways that this toothpaste can't effect. Regardless, it will clean it pretty good, but it won't get you laid nor will it make you popular or rich."

    Wow. Imagine.
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    Speaking of getting laid, I forgot about this:

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