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    We in DEVO mode now, dude, I said DRAW.

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    But I was just reaching for my handkerchief, man, allergies you know.

    Well I'm sure the doc can fix you right up, I think it's just a flesh wound.

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    I wonder if people would go insane if they couldn't blink.

    Yes, thank goodness for blinking, Atom. Um.... are there any sane posters here?

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    Listen, I can eat twelve pounds of raw bacon in three minutes twenty six seconds flat, I'm not sure you know who you're fucking with here.

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    Oh yeah? Well I can do three somersaults in a row and I'm ninety eight years old.

    Ok you win, for now. I'm sure you'll be dead soon.

    As will you, my friend. You at least gotta render the stuff.

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    Er... yeah but it goes down quicker if you don't.

    Yes of course, how silly of me. Have you considered castration?

    Yeah once when I was really high but luckily I ended up not paying any attention to myself.

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    Look, do you want to help humankind out or not? I think you should reconsider.

    Ok lemme think about it and I'll get back to you no later than the Thursday after this coming.

    What are we speaking a different language here? Surely that could've been phrased better.

    I'm sure you're right, I mean after all you ARE ninety eight years old so you probably know some stuff. I perhaps should've used a mathematical figure instead, assuming you don't mind your mathematical figures spelled out. Numbers are just so boring, I try not to use 'em much.

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    Do you realize how many grandchildren I got stored in my nutsack?

    Yeah dude... um ...can you just keep that shit to yourself please? I'm sure many of us believe it to be in the billions.

    Well alright then. Just as long as all of y'all know what kind of damage I could inflict on the population if so desired.

    Yeah dude we get it. Do you accept checks?

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    Accept checks for what?

    To help pay for the castration procedure.

    Oh, yeah... I'll PM you the necessary banking information.

    Thanks.

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    There's three other people here looking over my shoulder that are willing to contribute as well.

    Ok, man, that's cool, give 'em the info.

    You do know we'll need proof, right?

    Sure, I just got me a brand new Kodiak camera not more than three weeks ago.

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    I'm thinking it must be kinda weird owning a phone with a camera, I've never owned nor even operated one before. I suppose there's several things that must be considered that I quite frankly am in no hurry whatsoever to discover. Why can't people just be happy skipping stones and gunning each other down like in the old west? I want to skip down some cobblestone path until expired, I don't wanna die in no bed.

    Dude what the hell are we talking about now?

    You figure it out.

    Yeah good luck with that.

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    Just another night in the rhubarb patch I guess. Mama makes us sleep out there so they'll grow better.

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    I find it very odd that store shelves here are still bare of rubbing alcohol, which is something commonly used to protect people from virus contamination. It simply doesn't make sense. The shelves should be loaded with the stuff but have been bare for months. You'd think that during a virus outbreak the production of it would increase, but the complete opposite is true. It appears that the production has actually ceased, which makes zero sense to me.

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    Perhaps the rubbing alcohol production facilities are inadequate to increase production enough to meet the sudden increase in demand. Or perhaps all the production facility workers are staying home. All I know is that it seems quite odd not to be able to get rubbing alcohol during a virus crisis.

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    Isopropyl alcohol 70%. We should be tripping over the stuff in the isles but the shelves have been bare of it since the virus appeared. What is wrong with this picture?

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    Isopropyl alcohol 70% KILLS CORONA VIRUS in less than 30 seconds.

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    In other words... what the hell seems to be going on up in here?

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    This is one crazy life dude.

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