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    Listen, I'd like to chat a bit more but I've night crawlers to apprehend, 5 cents a piece, it helps pay the mortgage. I suppose it would be the opposite of making hay while the sun shines.

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    Look, we've got children here, now do you wish to attend the picnic or not?

    Um... you gonna have fire roasted corn on the cob?

    Of course, and shellfish.

    I'm not really into stuff with a shell, dude.

    Well just come and have a drink then, party starts at eight, bring the wife.

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    Well I think she's working tonight but do you have an in-ground pool? I'll bring my trunks.

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    Dude we're up to our necks in trunks, please bring the wife.

    Ok I'll see what I can do.

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    Do you accept PayPal?

    Ok you know what? Just forget it. I'll see you at work on Monday.

    Ok, dude, have a happy happening.

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    Are you by any chance gonna have any ginger root dip?

    I'm not sure, there might be some, seems I heard the old lady cackling off something about it.

    Ok give us twenty minutes and we'll be right over.

    Canned corn? Never. We use nothing but freshly shaved within the last three days of the date of purchase around these parts.

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    If it don't get used in three days it gets slopped to the hogs.

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    Do you like dairy products?

    Yes I'm quite fond of them actually, do you have children? Might as well bring one or two of the older ones along if you have them. We can give them sips of our martinis.

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    I feel it only fair to warn you, however, that there will be 45 rpm records playing loudly on the Victrola.

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    I don't admit to knowing much about how the universe works or anything, but maybe death consists of waking up in a room full of people laughing their asses off, pointing at you and saying "Wow! did we get him! How did you like that then? Look at his face! Just look at his face! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!"

    It would take a while to come to and shake it off, but after a few moments it would become the biggest relief imaginable.
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    I always wondered if "mook" was an actual word. I think someone said it in one of those old classic films like "Caddyshack" or "Stripes." Thankfully, I live in THE INFORMATION AGE, so I looked it up.

    It means this: "a stupid of incompetent person."

    So the day was not wasted after all. And it really tied the plot of "Caddyshack" together in new and unexpected ways. I didn't realize how many narrative layers that movie projected.
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    Well I can certainly understand that, but I just think you should know that I don't usually neck on the first date.

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    I had me a girl once, she were cute as a buck's ear.

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    Had to ditch her, she kept burnin' the eggs.

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    + YouTube Video
    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

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    Don't mind me, I'm just gearing up for the fourth.

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    That's kind of a big thing around these parts.

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    Could a young child choke to death on cotton candy? Dang good question. I've wondered about that one myself for years. Are there any batteries left in your phone?

    No. Perhaps you could cut it up for the child.

    Yeah I guess I'll do that then. Thanks.

    You're welcome. I would suggest one inch cubes.

    So I guess that means the Vegomatic would be a bit over the top.

    Yeah off hand I would say so.

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    An eye for a tooth and a tooth for any eye!

    Wait... that don't seem very fair. Where the hell did they come up with THAT one?

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    From cotton candy to string theory, sure, I know your type.

    Well if that's true then you probably know about my top secret endeavor to produce butter from margarine.

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