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    Is there any other reason for magazines than to supply doctor office waiting rooms with reading material that people can pretend to be interested in?

    I don't know, dude. I may have to think about that one for a while. Does that include dentist offices?

    Yes.

    Ok give me just a few minutes.

    Well hurry up. You're just lucky this is the internet and not some TV game show.

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    Dude did you see what just walked by?

    Yes and she looked a bit unkempt to me with all that cleavage in your face.

    Dude I ain't sure what the hell is wrong with you but I'm relatively sure there's some kinda cure out there.

    Well I'm certainly sorry I am not inclined to purchase red licorice, I just don't like the stuff, the way it pretends. There's only one black licorice and it don't pretend at all.

    Dude you need help.

    Yes but what kind of help? You answer me that.

    No thanks, I had a late breakfast.

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    Boy, someone would really need a firm constituion to keep reading this stuff.

    I quite agree, and as for the bilge pump, I think she stopped working.

    Well perhaps we should think about launching the life boats.

    Dude we haven't got any life boats.

    Ok that could present a real problem at this point in time. You got any chewing gum?
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    Look, I think you kids are getting a little out of hand, please talk about relevant stuff or we'll be forced to consider a temporary ban of,,, oh,,, twenty days or so.

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    You like the thirty day plan better? Ok we can do that. But if you insist on persisting about stuff then we may be convened to vote on exorcism, just so you know.

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    Are you free for lunch?

    Sure, unless you intend to eat me or do not intend to foot the bill.

    Dude could you please talk twenty first century?

    Oh shit that's right, it is isn't it. Well I never expected to make it this far quite frankly but let us let the good times roll, shall we?

    Yes I promise not to get too serious about stuff.

    Well let's just let that be a lesson to us then.

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    I remember the days when Cracker Jacks used to taste good. I ain't sure what the hell happened.

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    No I did not expect to be alive this long, please accept my apologies.

    Yeah I drink a lot of carrot juice and do thumb exercises.

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    Yeah I know, how the hell can he answer a question that hasn't been asked yet? Well I'm a bit miffed about that meself.

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    I don't know but I see no reason dog food should not taste good enough for humans to eat, that is all.

    Hi and welcome to the rest of your life, do you have any coupons?

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    Are we having fun yet? I don't know man, I think stuff just tends to seek its own level and stays there once it's found it.

    Dude I don't know what the hell you're smokin' but I want some.

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    TV commercials are getting crazy, but that's what people want I guess. Something to laugh at.

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    Sure, I drank a bit much for my height and weight, but I don't drive, so I'm sure it's perfectly ok.

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    Dude height don't matter, just weight.

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    Well I'm certainly glad someone said something, thanks.

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    All have sinned and all must suffer. Other than that I think everyone had a lovely time at the party.

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    I just passed a milestone.

    Did it hurt?

    Yeah but I've been drinking a lot of cranberry juice so I guess it could've been worse.

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    Hey, new coat?

    Yeah, you like it?

    Yeah, it's got everything on it but relish.

    Yeah I know, I'm just a ketchup and mustard kinda guy.

    Well it's still pretty groovy, man.

    Yeah thanks. I been thinking about taking up Tabasco sauce again but am kinda torn.

    Ok well thanks for the warning, I'll be sure not to ask between what.

    Torn between three lovers.

    Ok is this something I really need to know? I gotta fry some pork rind.

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    Did you say what I thought you just said?

    I think so, except I ain't saying, I'm typing. Perhaps you could scroll up if you have time.

    Well if you feel like that then perhaps you can find someone else to take to the dance next Saturday.

    Ok ok, I'll look ...

    Dude I just looked but I still don't know what you thought I said.

    Hmm... good point. I forgot what it was myself now.

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    So it seems that the eco movement is actually controlled by the fossil fuel industry so when we buy eco products we're actually supporting the further use of fossil fuels, so apparently we're more doomed than we thought. Good to know. I guess I won't take out that 30 year mortgage after all.
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