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    We don't need no crazy people looking after us. We even had nuns but they dried up pretty fast as the years went by because it was the sixties and early seventies. By the time I was a senior there weren't nun left hardly.

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    The principal eventually got canned too, I believe it was in my senior year. Turns out he was not only crazy but an alcoholic to boot.

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    "Dingaling".

    I'm sorry sir but we're closing now.

    All yer Tux Medicated Pads be mine!

    Ok don't shoot, isle 3 approximately two thirds the way down on the left.

    Aye!

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    Find everything ok?

    Aye! Do you accept food stamps?

    Dude this is a pharmacy.

    Alright hoist the dredges, we be shovin' off now, lads!

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    I never procreated. How many points do I get for that?

    I suppose it's possible that I still could, but I'm betting at this point that I won't change my mind on that particular subject.

    I still think that others should procreate, but not absolutely everyone. More people have to voluntarily decide not to spread their genes around. We're getting full here, people.
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    I'm not soliciting for the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement, but I think they do make many decent points.
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    When younger, and at that delicious age where so many people procreate intentionally or unintentionally, the girls I dated scared the hell out of me. I couldn't imagine spending my life with them, much less procreating with them. What kind of mutant monster would come out of that?

    They probably felt the same.

    So it never happened. By the time I finally married happily, neither me or my wife no longer had any interest in the subject. It had come between too many relationships and we had seen too many of our friend's lives ruptured by the process. It wasn't for us, in other words.
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    My brother's son is soon going off to college in the middle of a pandemic. He's moving halfway across the country. Having only really seen him about 2 or 3 times a year, I never really got to know him, now I wonder if it's possible that I'll never see him again. He's at the age where he doesn't care about stupid old people. I was there once, too.

    So my brother procreated. At least someone in the family did. Then I didn't have to. Some things work out.
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    I often wonder if people who procreate detest those who don't.

    A few old friends vanished from my life after they had kids and after realizing that I wasn't going to do the same. I told them I wasn't going to years before. Perhaps they thought I was just bluffing?
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    All must suffer and die. There's cookies and sweet apple cider in the back. Please wipe your feet.

    Hi, welcome to the convention, I'll need to check that umbrella. Please take a seat.

    You got a restroom for gay people?

    Not yet but we're working on it.

    Hello and welcome to the beginning of the end, smoking or non-smoking?

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    Smoking, please. We just can't get enough of it.

    And no harmed fetuses, right?

    Right. Can we get a table by the lobster tank please?

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    + YouTube Video
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    I haven't listened to enough good old blues. I intend to fix that.
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    Jesus, I haven't eaten anything in three days, I don't know where this shit is coming from.

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    You may not have eaten but you have been drinking, correct?

    Yeah well I guess you got a point there. I reckon that's how come I'm still alive.

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    Obviously procreation is a matter of course, so I think it's a real shame how it has so suddenly been thrust into the realm of the illogical. I mean, we pretty much just got here as a species.

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    Us homosapheads ain't been around very long.

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    We are all simply the blink of an evolutionary eye, and we're blowing it already.

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    Look, dude, I don't know how the hell I got here and I don't really care, just get me the hell out of here.

    High and welcome to the forum, please take a free six pack of prophylactics on the house.

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    Can we get a table by the window? We like to watch boats slowly navigating the waterways.

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