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    I remember learning to ride a bike but that's about it, the rest is a complete blur. Can someone give this guy an aspirin or something?

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    Which one is really me? Both of course, and THEN some.

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    Dude they threw me out of english lit in HS, do I perceive some Portuguese in there somewhere?

    Dude who the hell knows? Do you realize how many ancestors we have? It's like off the charts, man.

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    Don't talk to me of Halloween and Easter eggs, I'll have none of it.

    Ok take it easy, dude.

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    Are ya calmed down yet?

    No.

    Ok, lemme know.

    Ok. Perhaps I'll leave a message on the answering machine.

    No don't do that, man, I never listen to those things, gives me heartburn.

    Smoke signals?

    NOW you're talkin' my language.

    Ok stand by, I gotta find some kindling.

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    Weed? Oh yeah, that's definitely a narcotic according to the US government, but the rest of us know better. Weed ain't even close to a narcotic. Not even close. What do you suppose is up with that? That's actually one of the few reasons I'm ashamed of this government. Weed? A narcotic? C'mon, man.

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    That's just plain fucking ridiculous.

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    I know what the fuck a goddamned narcotic is and weed ain't one of 'em, I promise you.

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    Not even close.

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    Alcohol is a narcotic. THC is not a narcotic.

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    We've had it completely backwards for decades, and it's something that's embarrassed me ever since the first time I looked it up in the dictionary. Again, alcohol is a narcotic, weed is not.

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    I must say I do like the song Orange Crush, but the lyrics make no as in zero sense to me. Why must it be? Surely the lyrics are meant to be understood. Or maybe it's just me. Yes, of course, that must be it.

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    I mean, I'm not in the frat, dude. I have no idea what you are talking about. Nice music though. Very nice indeed.

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    The lyrics, unintelligible as they are, I thought were expressed quite well melodically speaking. Well done.

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    I've been watching a lot of documentaries on Tubi lately. They've quite a smattering. They even got one that pokes fun at Bigfoot.

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    Hell they probably got a whole crapload of them in Canada.

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    I'm pretty sure they would go to purgatory after death.

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    Religion is awesome. Where do Bigfeet go after death?, yeah that's what I'm talking about. Pretty goshdarn interesting stuff I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewomack View Post
    I would have made a great Canadian.
    How so?

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