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    Well, whatever it is, make it good. This material may be used one day to teach school children.

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    Ed has now disappeared. He doesn't seem to like posting when I am posting, I'm not sure why.

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    Am I really the only one that has ever had sex with a giant cucumber? They can actually get pretty big you know.

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    I paid three hundred dollars for the 1999 4-H winner in that particular category and am damned proud of it.

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    No but seriously folks, if you wanna discuss serious stuff we can do that too.

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    I'm getting a bit sick of everything being my fault. Are there any other options available?

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    I've decided to stay up past my bedtime. I hope no one minds. I do that sometimes when I'm drinking.

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    I figure, hell, you're gonna die soon, you might as well do SOMETHING. So here I am. Read it and weep.

    I'm not really fond of negativity though. I'd rather post upbeat funny stuff. It'll be like having an orgasm without a hard on.

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    That's one of them ones you have to think about quite a bit.

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    No but seriously, folks, are we not but mere wisps in the hair of entaglement?

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    My aunt Myrtle couldn't have said it no better.

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    Could you please use straight English?

    Yeah but that ain't no fun, you gotta have some American in there.

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    I wanna buttfuck your great grandmother.

    Ok not THAT much American, let's keep it in bounds shall we?

    Aye mum.

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    Ed's an American, though I don't think he likes to admit it. Hell I don't give a fuck myself, I'm sure I'd be just as belligerent either way, American or not.

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    I had a pet worm once. I fed it to a fish. I haven't been the same since.

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    Listen, Ed, we all got shortcomings. It's just that some comings are shorter than others.

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    Yeah I got a little shit going on. You know, life and stuff. You can't remain alive for very long without shitting am I right?

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    Yes but do we really need to be talking about it?

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    Well.... no, probably not.

    Alright then get a mind about yerself man.

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    Look... I've kids on the roof waiting to come down and six feet of water in the kitchen, perhaps we should not be living so close to the coast.

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