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    I have a feeling that the human race is not all it's cracked up to be. There's surely other beings out there that are much more cracked up.

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    I think all humans should be required to wear straight jackets.

    More beer?

    Yep. Get used to it. I also think that every country should drive on the same side of the road, though I don't really know how they're going to be able to drive in a straight jacket.

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    I might need to think this one out a little further.

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    Autonomous vehicles, dude.

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    Right. I forgot about that. We could probably give them all prefrontal lobotomies as well.
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    I'm sorry I'm the way I am. I blame God. I'm like... what the fuck were you thinking?

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    And this old age shit, what a load of crap. It really sucks getting old. Certainly nothing to aspire to.

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    I just saw a tame buffalo on Wagon Train. And I thought I had seen it all.

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    Why you are here is pretty apparent I'd say. Sex. Stupid sex.

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    I've eaten dirt before. Some of it ain't too bad.

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    I have a legitimate birth certificate, BTW.

    Well perhaps you won't mind doing the dishes then.

    Perhaps.

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    I don't know where Ed is. We'll just have to wait for the right moon phase I think.

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    I reckon there ain't nothin' better than a good smoked bologna.

    Do potatoes really belong in a salad? I'm not quite sure. I wonder if they got potato salad in Ireland.

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    Typical dumb American, right? Of course they got potato salad in Ireland. They probably know thousands of different ways to prepare them.

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    We think we got a handle on it, but I sometimes think it's got a handle on us.

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    I'm sure 2+2=22 in some other dimension.

    That would seem reasonable if we could just agree that other dimensions do in fact exist.

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    Is it possible that everything cannot be explained by facts?

    I don't know. Is that what they call a loaded question?

    Loaded for bear, my friend.

    Can we please talk about Christmas candy manufacture please?

    Um ... no.

    And I think it very unbecoming to use please twice in such a short sentence.
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    Are you like... some kind of supernatural dude?

    No. I am just a regular person, posting.

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    My mother wants to know if you're doing anything next Saturday.

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    What is her BMI?

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