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    These personal injury lawyers that advertise on TV are so full of crap it's not even funny. They claim they care about you but the fact is that they only care about you if your injuries are significant enough to garner them a good amount of money defending you and have a good chance of winning.
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    Now that's what I call some grubby motherfuckers.

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    I am slammed with these TV commercials every day, and it's all simply because they can afford it, because TV commercials are very expensive.

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    If you want to get rich quick, design an electronic device that automatically mutes your TV volume when a TV commercial comes on.

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    You of course would also have to have it unmute when the commercials stop, and returned to our regularly scheduled programing.

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    I just thought of a good moniker; Rumple. As in Rumplestiltskin.

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    We now return to our regularly scheduled programing.

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    I've never been really quite sure why people eat prunes. Some strange fetish I suspect. I ate one once. I didn't think it tasted too bad but it was kinda weird.

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    I think a brief debate on tin can construction is appropriate at this time.

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    Or not.

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    My buddy's son took me for a ride on the back forty in the ATV yesterday. We jumped a rabbit.

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    They dart out in front of you running like hell for a short spell then quickly jump back into the brush. It seems like it might be some kind of a game to them. I reckon they must get pretty bored and need a little excitement once in a while.

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    I was sick this entire weekend - canceled a bunch of plans and sat around watching whatever tv/cable expended the least amount of effort. I'm not sure what's worse, the illness or the entertainment.
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    Here is a video of a visit to the "Dukes Of Hazzard" museum for all of you interested in history:

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    I know I'm ill when I spend time watching adults complain how a strictly commercial venture has turned into a strictly commercial venture.

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    This one blames the women... a popular male tactic... (not sure if this is reverse sexist or not, though)
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    What was ruined? What was lost? This is no timeless art, it's commercial distraction for people who would rather not look at the condition of the world.

    Not that I completely blame them...
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    Yes, I must be sick. I usually have much better things to do.

    Like look up Japanese ads:

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    Or priceless pieces like this:

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    Have you ever seriously considered drinking?

    Just kidding, Ed. Good stuff.

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    What the hell is this, YouTube? Whatever happened to those thick interesting paragraphs? When I do it it's called a rant.

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    I wonder where Zap went. Mexico, Japan, Canada, who knows. That man could be anywhere. Oklahoma? Possibly.

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