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    Life? I've been having a pretty good time I guess.

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    One of the greatest pleasures in my life has been smoking tobacco. It's killing me and I still love it. Perhaps smoking it is not the best way to enjoy it. Perhaps people won't enjoy it so much if they can't smoke it. Who knows. All I know is that it has been my best friend my whole life and now it's apparently my worst enemy, which kinda sucks but not that much.

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    Sure, I thought of a career in the dry cleaning business but it just didn't pan out.

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    I wonder where everyone else is. Perhaps they've been thwarted by the evil online monster. Me, I just try not to give a shit and post anyway. I really don't care who's reading it.

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    There's only one way that I can think of that anyone could come up with so much decent new material as Family Guy and American Dad has, and that is by being stoned. If you get a bunch of talented stoners writing then I think that may be the secret to comedic success. I imagine it's really not easy these days in a time where everything has supposedly already been said and done, but they seem to be doing it. I'm thinking it has to be the weed. Not to diminish Seth's genius mind you, but seriously, folks, how the hell do you come up with THAT much great stuff? I love those shows, and I know Seth couldn't possibly be thinking all this stuff up himself, so I'd like to give a shout-out to the other writers.

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    I've drunken quite a little beer at this time in point but I'm pretty sure I drive better when I'm drunk. Just kidding. I quit driving years ago. I hit a parked car after stealing my girlfriend's parents car when I was around 17 years old one time. That was pretty fucking weird. I also hit another parked car when driving home in the company van one night which was equally weird. I've since come to the conclusion that people should not drink and drive. It's among the most stupid things you can do.

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    I don't know what the hell this whole thing is about. Not this forum or any of the posts, they actually make more sense than the wider world.
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    Could you please be more specific? We will at least need hair color and shoe size.

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    Don't let that bird drive you crazy, get rid of the son of a bitch and get an Indian grey mongoose. They're immune to cobra venom and will keep the population in check.

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    Quickly straightening a piece of bent wire is not a matter of physics, it's a matter of sight and doing what needs to be done.

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    You can just keep over-correcting then correcting until it's close to perfect. Sometimes you get lucky and get it right the first time, but not very often.

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    What makes it hard to do rests on the fact that the wire is circular and has 359 possible degrees of error with each attempt, but with the right eye/brain coordination it can be done rather quickly with just a few attempts and a bit of practice.

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    You tackle the first bend and get it as close as you can then proceed to the next bend doing the same until it's pretty much straight, jumping back to previous bends and making slight adjustments where necessary. My goal in life was professional wire straightener all throughout my adolescence, but that slowly faded with the advent of you fill in the blank.

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    I'm watching the PBS Janis Joplin doc. I never cared much for her music when it appeared on the scene but she was a talented singer, no doubt. There are thousands of talented musicians whose music I do not care for, and I suppose if I did then none of them would seem talented.

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    I've probably drunken too much. I don't care. God told me to. I had a visitation last night and I'm pretty sure it was God in sheep's clothing.

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    Ordinarily I wouldn't think much of it but Halloween is in October.

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    People around the world have no idea how serious the God misconception is. They are on their knees with their heads to the floor and I'm like, you do understand how evolution works, right? What the fuck kind of God would even bother with that? Evolution is just stupid repetition. Seriously, folks. Is that really not obvious?

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    That's right, I said stupid. Does that mean you and I being here is stupid? Yes, it does. I'm sorry about that but it's true. We are simply some quirk of LOTS of time. Even DNA is considered to have been started by natural occurrence. I know it seems mysterious but we would probably be very surprised what millions of years can do if we had the capacity to understand how much a million actually is.

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    A million years. Think about it for a while.

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    Ok. Now think about a billion years.

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