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    How come old men have tits?

    Dude I don't know what you're on, but I would suggest a different drug.

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    My great grandad was a carpenter, that's gotta account for something.

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    We've seen and heard tell of yer types and frankly, we are not amused.

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    Well I and myself would suggest you get a fucking life then.

    Ok no need to keep swearing.

    Dude I cannot accurately express myself without swearing.

    Well in that case keep going, I'm sure the kids are in bed.

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    What the fuck is going on at the capitol? Fucked if I know. I think people have just gone crazy.

    Well perhaps we ought not have anymore.

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    Could you run that one by me once more?

    Yes. Perhaps we ought not have anymore.

    Ok, thanks.

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    I quit drinking liquor. I think I mentioned it.

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    The fucking stuff is too potent and I always end up drinking too much.

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    Thirteen hundred twenty six beers on the wall, thirteen hundred twenty six beers...

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    I officially from this point on do not believe in stuff. Nothing. I'm tired of it. We shouldn't have to believe in anything. Can't we go by what's really real or is that too much to expect? I mean... real? That seems way to easy.

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    Please don't make me eat food.

    You'll eat food and you'll like it.

    You're a pornographic whore.

    Ok now that we got that settled, what color toothbrush do you use?

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    Please allow me to extrapolate.

    Ok, just try not to hurt yourself.

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    Just look at what life has done to me. I firmly object, your honor.

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    Doing three shows a night, drinking to excess, no clean socks, where does it all end?

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    Get Milked appeared another book - this time a media literacy book. The comic appears on page 13 and can be seen on Amazon's preview page. I don't yet have a physical copy of it, but I'll probably wait for the price to decrease.

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    That's cool, Ed. Shouldn't you get some kind of royalties or something?

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    I've seen quite a few of the episodes so far of the Celebrity Ghost Stories, and there's a lot of them, and I'm starting to think, ok, maybe there are ghosts, so what do I do now? Go out and buy a Ouija board?

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    I've been watching the Billy The Exterminator series on Tubi and I've gotta say that is some pretty wild shit.

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    These guys will take on just about anything. They're in Louisiana and they've got all manner of wildlife and insects down there year round.

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    A venomous snake bite can kill a dog in 20 minutes.

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