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    Yeah you and me both.

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    What the hell is that supposed to mean?

    Dude everybody disappeared, me and Ed are the only ones left aside from the occasional straggler.

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    Dude you should be exorcised.

    Yeah I tried that once but it didn't take. I think someone replaced the holy water with club soda.

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    What's a guy have to do to get a little action around here?

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    Sir, we are Christans, here. Please confine your remarks to the holy Catholic cliturgy.

    So.... this is NOT Facebook?

    Indeed not, sir.

    Ok sorry, I must've followed the wrong link.

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    I'm sorry, I'm afraid I'm not very good at this.

    That's ok, just keep trying.

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    I'll never forget the time that pine cone fell from that tree.

    Yeah that was awesome.

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    And the barking dogs?

    Yeah it was great.

    Weather fair? Mostly sunny, 20% chance of an afternoon shower?

    Yeah you remember, and the 5 to 10mph winds?

    Yeah I sure do, dew point in the high sixties?

    You got it, man.

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    Yeah can I call you right back? Someone just came to the door.

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    Sure. And the squirrels. The squirrels were simply tremendous.

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    And plenty of dead fallen trees to sit on.

    Yes, and with minimal rot and moss.

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    That reminds me.. you tried any of that Mississippi Stump Moss Dip yet? I've heard it's very environmental.

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    Yes, and if you start hearing me refer to it as Mississippi Stump Meat, you'll know I'm drunk. But no I guess it ain't too bad. I would suggest celery sticks as dipping vehicles.

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    Listen, I ain't sure what's wrong with your types, but I don't think it should be posted on the internet.

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    Well I guess you're just lucky to have gravity and not be floating around in space then, otherwise you wouldn't know which end was up.

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    You ever tried to eat scalloped potatoes with your asshole? It just doesn't work.

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    Ok are we talking au gratin here?

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    Of course. Now choose your weapon.

    Ok I'll take the hamburger relish.

    Wise choice, my friend. I'll take half a dozen eggs, a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk.

    I'm not sure that's fair. Gimme a dozen hotdogs as well.

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    Dude hamburger relish on hotdogs?

    Yeah, some law against it?

    No sir, now please take that mask off your head and put it across your face.

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    But it works better up there.

    Sir please don't make me call security.

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