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    How the fuck did you get to be 66 years old?

    I don't know.

    Well at least you're honest.

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    Oh sure I could go on and on about the benefits of beet juice, but I hate beets.

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    It was a lovely party but me and the missis must go now, thanks for everything. Dude we ain't even broke out the good stuff yet. See you tomorrow at work. Ok man, drive safe.
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    You got any sisters?

    Yeah but they're all happily married, I swear to god.

    I see. Well thanks for coming.

    You bet. We had a magnificent time.

    Ok but I think I should warn you to beware of the dog on your way to your car.

    Thanks. I've got pepper spray just in case.

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    I have no more to drink, I hope y'all don't expect too much from me from here on in.

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    Yes but perhaps you could keep posting as you have Cannabis to expand your mind.

    Well you might have a point there, please continue.

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    Dude we are talking about you, not me.

    Ah yes, and I'll bet that's very convenient isn't it?

    Well as a matter of fact it is. I have just contracted a case of the hiccups, I hope you're happy.

    Dude I don't wish that on anyone.

    Yeah it does suck. It's like WTF am I supposed to do now?

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    I am so drunk right now I can hardly believe it myself.

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    I ate something and the hiccups went away. I do not attribute it to what I ate.

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    Could you repeat that for posterity's sake?

    Yeah if I could remember it.

    Oh that's right, you're really drunk.

    Correct. Any other requests? I'm good with children and pets.

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