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    Eye socket?

    Um.... no. Sorry.

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    Under-knee?

    I don't think so, dude.

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    How the hell do you have any fun?

    I drink a lot of juice.

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    So... you're a juicer?

    Yes.

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    Well I'll be gull darned. I always pegged you for a fill in the blank.

    Yeah me too, but then I found myself.

    Really? Where?

    Right here, where else?

    Do you like mustard?

    Only if it's some shade of yellow.

    Cool.

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    Look, I got kids ain't been to bed yet.

    Must have something to do with time zones eh.

    Yeah, could you please hold it down a bit?

    Sure, we can discuss rainbows or lollipops, your choice.

    I choose sunshine.

    I'm sorry but that is not one of the choices, please choose one or the other.

    Ok I choose the other.

    Very well but are you sure?

    Yes I am, lay it on me, baby.

    Ok. If it's not one, then it must be the other, can we begin by at least agreeing on that?

    Dude I think you need to drink more milk or something. Just an educated guess mind you.

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    Um... I think I know a little bit about milk, ok? My grandfather was a farmer.

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    Cool. I always wondered where that stuff came from. Do cows really eat hay?

    Dude they'll eat your pecker if you stick it out far enough.

    Well I guess they're only human.

    Yeah that's it, dude. They can't help it. They are just dumb animals. You'd better bring along a few carrots on your next trip to the state fair.

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    I'm gettin' bugged drivin' up and down the same old strip, I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip
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    + YouTube Video
    ERROR: If you can see this, then YouTube is down or you don't have Flash installed.

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    I played that 45 over and over till my ears were numb back when it came out.

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    Yes, I'm a senior citizen, I'm sorry. I just keep getting older, I can't help it.

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    The shit just creeps up on ya and before you know it, you've used up most of your life and I'm like... WHAT THE HELL, DUDE.

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    Um... excuse me but I'm homohetero. That means I don't believe in sex.

    Ok well thanks for coming and we all wish you the best.

    Thanks.

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    Must we have an altercation?

    Is that even possible online?

    Ok what do you want to altercate about? Just name it, I'm game. As long as it doesn't involve beets.

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    Kids? Yeah I love kids. Kids are shooting each other over twenty bucks on the streets but yeah, bring 'em on. The more the merrier.

    Do you burbies have any idea what's going on? The goddamned kids are shooting each other in the cities like it's open fucking warfare. What the fuck, dude. That ain't right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ewomack View Post
    There are 5 guests browsing this thread? Really?
    It's likely just bots, only your hairdresser knows for sure.

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    So Ed, now that I got you here, what are your views on the world's current crises?

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    I mean Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ, what the fuck seems to be going on here?

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